Bruno Mars Says Adele Is a ‘Diva’

In other breaking news Bruno Mars is fucking short.

Of course Adele is a diva. She had a dude literally walk 500 miles to get her pizza and then walk 5oo more.

Bruno Mars stopped by some show no one has ever heard of to praise Adele’s voice, but also talk s**t on her for having opinions. Check out what he had to say about working with her.

“There was a moment when she was singing in the booth and I’m not exaggerating at all and the water was vibrating… like you know that scene in Jurassic Park,” he explained.  “She’s got some pipes on her, and she’s just a superstar.”

A guy who can come up with similes like that on the fly should probably write more interesting lyrics before he starts calling out my wife.

 “She walks into the studio she’s got all this attitude, she’s a diva, she’s like, ‘I don’t want to do this. I don’t like that.’”

Explain to me how catching a grenade for somebody would solve anything, Bruno? Wouldn’t you both get blown the f**k up? Think before you throw shade, mole person. Way to burn bridges, Bruno. Nice.