Kim Kardashian Isn’t a Person, She’s a Halloween Costume

By Ally Sabatina October 11, 2016

With every step towards political correctness, someone gets left behind. Basic law of the universe. We’re all still reeling from Kim Kardashian’s Parisian robbery, but instead of waiting for KKW to speak for herself, one notoriously offensive Halloween costume retailer is looking to provoke a response.

Actual #KimKardashian robbery Halloween costume for sale. Too soon? pic.twitter.com/X8bk8aidZW

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) October 11, 2016

Costumeish.com most notable for its Cecil the Lion and Bruce Gender costumes already set the bar very low for what line they were and weren’t willing to cross. But now it seems anything is fair game with the Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume Kit complete with short white robe, black wig, faux diamond ring, sunglasses, a gag and rope. All for the affordable price of $69.99.

Costumeish founder Johnathan Weeks backs the costume. Public figures are meant to be Halloween costumes. He shouldn’t have to stifle his creativity for someone’s feelings.