Why does this asshole get in on that Adventure Time juice?
Ryan Lochte is good at swimming, but bad at lying and also counting. Here’s some screen grabs showing him wishing happy birthday to his dog 3 years in a row.
2014
2015
2016
Why does he get a cool dog that lives forever? Clearly he’s not just bad at counting. Clearly this dog is immortal.
[H/T Deadspin]