Lindsay Lohan Dropped by Publicist, She Still Had a Publicist?

Lindsay Lohan needs a publicist. And a career. And a time machine. And for Tina Fey to return her calls. But right now, she needs a publicist.

She was dropped by Hunter Frederick over the weekend because doing a fake accent is just going a bit too far if you’re Lindsay Lohan.

I don’t know who is going to hire this Frederick guy. He doesn’t seem very good at his job because there hasn’t been a positive piece of publicity for Lindsay Lohan in over 10 years.

Lindsay shouldn’t have too much trouble finding a publicist. Some desperate boy, who wants to hang around a hot mess celebrity in hopes of hooking up with the star of Herbie: Fully Loaded, will come a calling.