Marvel Is Getting a Little Too Real

I read comics to escape from the real world and all of the stress of life. So, I definitely don’t want to read comics about inflammatory bowel disease.

But that’s exactly what Marvel Comics wants me to read about in their new comic series called The Unbeatables.

Metro has all the details, but to sum things up: there are five superheroes, they all deal with some form of bowel disease, and this sounds like the dumbest comic ever. Could you imagine if Captain America was in the middle of fighting Red Skull and all of a sudden was like, “Hold on. Pause. My stomach is upset. I ate some bad tacos earlier.”?

Can’t wait until I’m dragged to see The Unbeatables movie in 2019 so I can watch five people complain about their ass for two hours.