Conor McGregor Says He’ll Sleep Floyd Mayweather With His ‘Big Ball Sack’

Conor McGregor is out on the west coast, spending money, trying to keep up with the Kardashians, and potentially putting a fight with Floyd Mayweather together.

In a new interview with GQ, McGregor talks about a number of things.

“Yeah, of course we are. We’re talking about boxing. That’s it. But again, age waits for no man. He’s 40 years of age. He’s a little…he’s got a little head on him. Honestly, my fist is bigger than his head. I sleep people. I put people unconscious. I’m stating facts. If I hit that man, his head is gonna go into the bleachers. You understand that? If I crack that little head of his, it’s gonna go clean off his shoulders and up into the bleachers.”

So is Floyd Mayweather the guy you’re hoping to fight?

“I mean, that’s the one that everyone wants, that’s the one that makes the most sense. But I’ve no problem going and slapping the head off one of his opponents that he couldn’t finish. All he does is decisions. He can never stop them. So all I have to do is pick some schmuck out that he only could decision, bounce the left hand off his dome, sleep him, and then there you go: It’s already done.”

Conor opening himself up for a non-Mayweather fight is probably a bad idea. He’ll cash in, but the money won’t be as good and when he loses, that Floyd fight is gone forever.

“No one’s work is clean like my work. My shots are clean. My shots are precise. Look at Nate. Nate was 200 pounds. When I hit him down, it was exactly like if a sniper took aim at someone in between their eyeballs and let the thing rip. The way he dropped, it was like a sack of s**t. So that’s a power I have.”

Can you explain how that works, technically?

“It’s all in the nutsack. It’s all in the ball sack. I just have confidence that comes from my big ball sack, and I know when I smack you, you’re going down. And that’s it.”

Nate being 200 pounds is a 15-20 pound exaggeration, but Conor isn’t wrong about his precision. As for whether or not it’s his nutsack that gives him that power, that’s a different story. I’d like to see a scientific study about this.

McGregor also debunked the Game of Thrones rumors

“I haven’t even spoke to nobody about Game of Thrones! So I don’t know what the f**k is going on.”

And he hopes to see Khloe Kardashian while in California.

“Maybe I’ll search for Khloé’s big fat ass—she’s been floating around Malibu. I don’t give a f**k about them. I just like to see them in the flesh.”

You mean…the Kardashians?

“Yeah, just see what the big fat asses on them look like.”

Just to…admire them from a distance?

“Not about admiring. Admire? Never. What’s the saying? Never put the pussy on a pedestal, my friend. I just want to see it. I want to see them.”

But the ass should definitely be on a pedestal.