Sorry, Seahawks fans, Russell Wilson and Ciara just ruined your season.
I don’t even know what’s going on in this photo. Are we sure that’s Russell Wilson behind Ciara? I’m not willing to admit that’s him until I see more proof. On second thought, don’t give me more proof.
This all seems like a plot by Ciara to take away the attention from Future, who just released one of the best albums of the year. She thought about the craziest thing she could do, then got drunk, and this is what she came up with.
Poor Future Jr. In a few years, this kid will be in middle school and this picture will be posted on his locker every single day. And it won’t be his fault. There’s no way he agreed to it. He was forced to do it by his crazy and drunk parents. But it’ll haunt him forever. I hope this kid turns out to be normal. Because if anything every goes wrong for him, we’ll point to this moment as the turning point.
But seriously, are we sure that’s Russell Wilson? He’s spent the last couple of years running for his life behind an offensive line that couldn’t protect him. I’m not sure we can trust that he knows how to stay behind his line.
You know what, not only did Ciara and Russell agree to do this, they agreed to let these photos be published. Future is definitely filing for single custody. And he’s going to win.