Kylie Jenner Is Having Travis Scott’s, Tyga’s, or Kim Kardashian’s Baby Girl

Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott surprised everyone over the weekend when they announced that they would be having a baby together. While the news was surprising, the sex of the baby won’t be as the two have revealed that they’ll be having a baby girl.

If you’re a conspiracy theorist, here’s a fun one for you:

Kylie is around five months pregnant. Also around five months pregnant? Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s unnamed surrogate. Kylie is having a girl. Also having a girl? Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s unnamed surrogate.

In case you haven’t connected the dots, let me help you out. Kylie Jennier and the Kardashian-West surrogate will be holding hands as they pop out little baby girls together. Or, Kylie will be holding the hand of Kim as she pops out Kim’s daughter/her niece.

Kylie potentially being the surrogate to Kim and Kanye’s baby isn’t nearly as interesting as the baby not being Travis Scott’s. I’m still holding out a sliver of hope that Kylie’s baby belongs to Tyga. For those unaware, Kylie and Tyga dated on-and-off for three years before breaking up in April. Kylie was seen out with Scott less than two months later.

It’s now September. Kylie is five months pregnant, but has only been dating Scott for three months. So, she either slept with Scott almost immediately after breaking up with Tyga, or she truly is the surrogate for Kim and Kanye, or that’s Tyga’s baby.

I guess we won’t have a definite answer until January. If that baby girl comes out with ugly face and neck tattoos, we’ll know that it’s Tyga’s. If the baby comes out with braids, it’s Travis Scott’s. And if it comes out with a big ego and an even bigger ass, it’s the product of Kanye and Kim.

Come back in January to find out the truth. Or watch the Life of Kylie a year from now.

To her credit, Kylie doesn’t seem too concerned about her upcoming child, making no reference to her on Instagram: