Angelina Jolie Is Just Old, Single, And Boring Now

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt split long ago. Since then, Pitt has shelled out $120,000 to date Emilia Clarke. Angelina has done… nothing.

According to PEOPLE, Jolie has no interest in dating. Here’s what a source told the magazine:

“She isn’t dating anyone and won’t be for a very long time. She is focused on her children and their needs.”

Good for her. Bad for any guy who was hoping to date Angelina Jolie. Not that any of you had a chance anyway.

Jolie has six kids and they have plenty of needs. Here’s what she told PEOPLE about raising her kids:

“I have had my ups and downs. I guess I am a little bit stronger. We all have our difficult times, but as a mother you also have a responsibility first and foremost towards the kids. They are going through their formative years and everything else comes second to that.”

And here’s what she told Sunday Telegraph:

“Sometimes maybe it appears I am pulling it all together. But really I am just trying to get through my days. I don’t enjoy being single. It’s not something I wanted. There’s nothing nice about it. It’s just hard.”

Shouts to Angelina for being a good mother and putting her kids first. She’s not dating. She’s barely making movies. She’s putting her kids first.

It’s honestly….boring.

There’s no fun in discussing a single mother raising six kids. She’s just being responsible. Jolie is 42-years-old. Her wild days are behind her. No more bad tattoos and no crazy drunken nights. Just school work and meal planning.

If she does need help and hates being single that much. I’m sure many will men would be willing to slide into her DMs.

Let’s pour one out for the ol’ Angelina Jolie and welcome the old Angelina Jolie.