Jamie Foxx Says He Did Not Slap a Woman in the Face With His Dick

You know, I once slapped my ex-girlfriend in the face with my dick. We had been broken up for years but we were both having relationship issues with our new partners and started hooking up again. When she was going down on me and she took my dick and slapped it against her tongue, so I pulled it our of her mouth and slapped her right in the face with it three or four times, fairly hard. We both laughed about it and it’s just sort of an “I can’t believe you did that” story with my friends.

Jamie Foxx isn’t laughing about a woman filing a police report saying he slapped her in the face with his dick in 2002 after she wouldn’t give him oral sex, even though the entire thought of it is pretty funny. It’s just such a ridiculous thing to do, if you think about it.

According to TMZ, the woman filed a police report last Friday despite the fact that the statute of limitations for such an event in Nevada passed over a decade ago.

Jamie’s attorney, Allison Hart of Lavely & Singer, tells TMZ … “Jamie emphatically denies that this incident ever occurred, and he will be filing a report with the Las Vegas Police Department against the woman for filing a false police report against him. The first time [Jamie] became aware of this woman’s absurd claims about an incident that supposedly occurred 16 years ago was when TMZ contacted his representatives [Tuesday] about this story.”

I’m going to be honest, it’ll be pretty easy to determine whether or not this actually happened. There’s no way you slap someone in the face with your dick and don’t tell all your friends about it. Just ask literally anyone who’s ever met Jamie Foxx if he told them the story about the time he slapped some woman in the face with his dick; if they say no, then he didn’t do it.