Kim Kardashian’s Vagina Contractually Obligated to Pete Davidson

When does Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson’s contract end? Probably when The Kardashians goes off the air or their storyline becomes old.

The ex-Saturday Night Live cast member showed up off-camera on the end credits of The Kardashians.

It had Kim, her audio editor, Paxy, and Davidson talking about Kim’s vagina. How scripted was this (via Page Six)?

Kim: Pete, come here, you have to meet Paxy. Paxy has worked with me as audio [for] 14 years from ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians.’ She knows everything about me. She’s probably seen my vagina.

Pete: More than me?

Kim: Not more than you. But she’s probably seen it.

And end scene.

Kim’s PR over the years can’t be beat. From “leaking” her sex tape, Kim’s ass that broke the internet, this recent Marilyn Monroe dress news.

Kim plays the game so well.

Davidson is learning from the master. Congrats to his PR team too.

Davidson’s dating history is all about leveling up to bigger names. Carly Aquilino, Cazzie David, Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Margaret Qualley, Kaia Gerber, Phoebe Dynevor and Kim Kardashian.

Gerber was for sure PR. Even Cindy Crawford warned Gerber about dating Davidson, but their relationship gave Gerber more publicity.

I don’t buy this big dick energy idea either. Kim and Pete aren’t even sleeping together according to gossip.

Until I see video of these two a la Ray J and Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, color me a skeptic.

This is Hollywood, everything’s fake.