Dagger-chinned Reese Witherspoon showed up at the premiere of This Means War in a low cut top and black skirt and there isn’t one picture here where she’s not smiling hard. She needs to seriously calm down because this is starting to get creepy.
Kris Jenner just signed on to be the spokeswoman for Zestra Essential Arousal Oils which “enhances a woman’s sexual pleasure by heightening sensitivity to touch.” Basically lube?
“She’s tried it and uses it. She wants to promote great sex,” a source tells Life & Style about Kris, who has been married to Bruce since 1991. “Zestra is an over-the-counter product clinically proven to enhance a woman’s sexual pleasure.” Life & Style
Geez, really? This is worse than your grandma telling you how she prefers doggy-style over missionary during dinner. Worst. Thanksgiving. Ever.
Arnold Schwarzenegger posted on his WhoSay page the above snapshot of him and Sylvester Stallone side by side in hospital beds waiting for shoulder surgery.
He wrote, “After all the action, stunts & physical abuse shooting The Expendables 2 and The Last Stand, it was time for a little tune up on my shoulder. Look who was coincidentally waiting in line behind me for his shoulder surgery. Now we’re ready for another round of great times and action when we shoot The Tomb.“
When you’re 20 something, you run into friends at a bar. When you’re 60 something, you run into friends in hospital rooms while waiting for surgery on your joints. Maybe they’ll bond some more later by sharing a glass of Metamucil and reminisce about the good old days while they do hormone replacement therapy. Because when you’re that age, it isn’t about how much you can bench, it’s about how much synthetic hormones doctors can physically pump into you.
Courtney Cox was on Howard Stern today and revealed that she hasn’t had sex since her split with David Arquette. She hasn’t gotten laid in a year and added that no one has even asked her out.
“The truth of the matter is that we love each other so much. We have such affection for each other, but we are very different,” she asserted. “I’m a homebody. I like to have people over, but I’m a little socially… not… I don’t love it. David, he doesn’t drink anymore, he’s completely sober, but he likes to go out and dance. He really is a very gregarious guy. He’s very outgoing. I’m much more of an introvert.”
“I’m really not ready. … I’m just not there.” Extra
Courtney added that she’s ready to get back into it and has the blessing and encouragement of David.
This isn’t something you want to advertise. With the way men think, there’s going to be a line of dudes outside her house by tonight. It’ll look like someone passed out fliers for a gangbang competition and listed Courtney’s address.
