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Today’s News Brought to You by Will Smith Rapping Theme Songs

By , 12:26 PM on May 21, 2012, 0 Comments

Will Smith was a guest on Graham Norton’s show last week where he sang the theme from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. I couldn’t tell if Will was genuinely into it or not because his laugh sometimes seemed forced.

Weird

  • 53 year old woman returns an iPhone. Her reward? Money. And a beatdown by the phone’s owner to take back the money.
  • Did Kim Kardashian ban Kanye West from seeing girls backstage? Sure, why not.
  • Raven-Symone is a lesbian or something. Look, she could be a peacock for all I know.
  • Ex-wrstler and world’s most disturbing reality porn star passed out in a pool during a porn convention. That’s one classy broad.

Girls

Aww, Poor Baby

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Jon Travolta Has 7 Accusers

By , 10:40 AM on May 21, 2012, 1 Comment

Here’s your rundown of what’s going on with that Jon Travolta sexual harassment case.

Up top is John Doe #2. NYDN tracked him down and discovered him to be John Truesdale, a 6ft 250 pound masseur and certified black belt. Black belt in what? Well, certainly sucking dick, that’s for sure (sad face). NDYN confirms that he works at the spa at the Mandarin Oriental in Atlanta.

Much like John Doe #1, Truesdale has also left his original lawyer, Okorocha, to be repped by Gloria Allred. Okorocha is not too happy about this and is suing Allred claiming she poached her clients after he did all the handwork on getting these cases national attention.

Then last Friday, two more men came forward accusing John Travolta of sexual assault. One accuser is from Seattle and alleges that after a Qantas event in 2000, Travolta cornered him while he was cleaning a guest room. “He came up right behind me and grabbed my a–.,” the former catering staffer, 48, claimed to the New York Daily News. “I turned around and saw that his penis was out of his pants.” Oh, please. I bet that’s just how John says hi in front of men. Instead of waving his hand, he waves his penis.

Meanwhile, the Miami masseur alleges that during a massage in Miami in 2000, ”[Travolta] was putting his hands where he wanted me to work and kind of grinding on the table. At one point he actually pulled my hand between his legs up to his scrotum. I started working on his other leg and it all started back up again. He started putting his butt up in the air. I was just trying to do whatever I could to distract him but he started getting aggressive and grabbed my hand again.” As the massage came to an end, Jeff alleges that Travolta started masturbating and claims the actor told him, “It’s okay, you can do it. No one’s going to know ”

It sounds like John get his seduction techniques from birds because they’re usually the ones who flirt by wiggling their ass. I’d hate to be John’s masseur. It sounds like a terrible experience what with all the giggling and butt wiggling and then masturbating. It’d be like you were in a perverted Teletubbies episode.

Tags: #john travolta #lawsuits

Katy Perry Debuts ‘Wide Awake’ at Billboard Music Awards

By , 9:30 AM on May 21, 2012, 0 Comments

Last night at the 2012 Billboard Music Awards, debuted her new single Wide Awake while twirling around in the air over a set of fake clouds.

’s husband was adamant that Katy ripped off his wife Pink’s performance insinuating Pink’s performance was better because she was 3 months pregnant and “actually sang the song.” Oooh, really? What? You want a cookie or something?

Apparently, if someone twirls around in the air once, all future variations of air twirling will be derivative and terrible. Let’s not even mention Katy Perry wasn’t even attempting any Cirque du Soleil moves but whatever. You’re not going to convince Carey Hart otherwise. “How can I jerk off to something that reminds me of my wife?,” he probably yelled at his tv.

Tags: #carey hart #katy perry #pink

James Bond ‘Skyfall’ Trailer Premiere

By , 9:15 AM on May 21, 2012, 1 Comment

The trailer for the next 007 movie  which was released today features what you’d expect from a teaser for a movie debuting in November. Not much in the way of story but just a short collection of scenes showing off why this movie will be awesome. It’s your basic recipe. 1 part in interrogation room with guy throwing words at him, one of which is the title of the movie, 2 parts guns, 1 part woman in sexually charged scene and a dash of people sent to kill Bond. Voila. You have your November blockbuster.

Tags: #daniel craig #james bond #skyfall

Mark Zuckerberg Marries Priscilla Chan Following Facebook IPO

By , 8:00 AM on May 21, 2012, 0 Comments

If you hadn’t heard, now that has enough money to buy as many hookers to toss over the side of his yacht as he wants thanks to ’s Friday IPO which made him a $19 billionaire, he decided now would be a good time to marry his longtime girlfriend, .

Mark posted the news on his timeline Saturday night. The two married the same day in front of less than 100 people who were under the impression that they were celebrating Chan’s graduation from UC San Francisco’s med school.

All I can think is it must have sucked for that one guy who came in shorts and flip flops.

Tags: #facebook #mark zuckerberg #priscilla chan

Nick Stahl Checked Into Rehab

By , 7:45 AM on May 21, 2012, 0 Comments

Last week, Terminator 3 actor was reported missing by his wife. Many believed he had been frequenting LA’s famed Skid Row the score drugs.

Days later, friends said they received an email from him explaining he was okay but would be unreachable for the next 30 days so he could get help.

The other night, Stahl’s wife, Rose, finally spoke to Nick who told her he had checked into rehab. Rose double-checked with the rehab the next morning to make sure he was still there.

No word on what he was doing the week before he checked into rehab. My guess is going on one last binge. Sort of like when guys have a bachelor party before they marry but in this case, there was way more drugs and instead of strippers rubbing themselves all over him, it was homeless people.

Tags: #nick stahl
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