The Blemish

Lauren Conrad Is a Fiction Writer

By , 8:47 AM on Mar 03, 2009, 1 Comment

Lauren Conrad on the set of "The Hills"

star revealed some gripping details about her new book L.A. Candy yesterday. The book is the first in a series of three, giving Americans three valid reasons to stop reading completely.

According to her MySpace blog: “They will tell a behind-the-scenes story of a young girl who moves to L.A. and unexpectedly becomes the star of a reality television show.  The will be loosely inspired by my own experience and are definitely influenced by my own life.”

Sweet Jesus, that sounds compelling. Here I was thinking her talents stopped at acting, fashion design, and constipated pre-commercial-break facial expressions. Guess I can add “master storyteller” to that list. Sometimes God just picks somebody and gives ‘em all the gifts.

Tags: #books #lauren conrad #the hills

Tyler Perry’s Tranny Still Making Money

By , 2:03 PM on Mar 02, 2009, 0 Comments

Madea goes to jail

For the second weekend in a row, ’s Madea Goes to Jail has won out at the with $16.9 million, proving that white people really do like his movies. And, according to the numbers, they like them a lot more than they like those youth-grouping 3-D Jonas’s, who disappointed on week two with a pussified $12.7 million.

Looks like is almost to the bottom of his life checklist:

1.) Stop being homeless. CHECK.

2.) Include my entire name in the title of everything I do until I get that respect. CHECK.

3.) Get that respect. CHECK.

4.) Take my name off of everything I do ’cause I got that respect.

Almost there, TP. Almost.

(Incidentally, that checklist is called ’s Life Checklist.)

Tags: #box office #madea goes to jail #tyler perry