Jennifer Aniston continues her years-long series of interviews, this time in ELLE magazine, where she claims she’s proud and happy of being single and isn’t lonely, and doesn’t need your goddamn sympathy.
‘I’m not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room. It’s fine. I can take it,’ she says of how it’s hard to find a decent man in this town—and once you do, they just leave you for some way hot, tattooed, child-collecting superstar.
…’I can make fun of myself. And I’ll bring it up as long as the world is bringing it up.’” [E! Online]
Glad to see you’re moving on, Jen. ‘Cause the fact that you’re alone at the moment definitely has nothing to do with the fact that you can’t seem to move past the fact that yo’ ass got left and the fact that you cling to any man that comes into contact with you like you need him for an organ transplant. Men love that. I got a boyfriend o’ two of my own, I’ll have you know, and not one of them has any problem being handcuffed to the radiator in the basement. Not. One.
