The Blemish http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Wed, 19 Aug 2015 02:15:38 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.4 The Rest of the Web, Tuesday, 8.18.15 http://theblemish.com/2015/08/the-rest-of-the-web-tuesday-8-18-15/ http://theblemish.com/2015/08/the-rest-of-the-web-tuesday-8-18-15/#comments Wed, 19 Aug 2015 02:15:38 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=197813 LIndsey PelasLindsey Pelas' big boobs, inside GWAR-B-Q and girl with hundred of birthmarks stays positive.]]> LIndsey Pelas

Lindsey Pelas hugs it out.

Having too much fun in Vegas w @iamlaurenelise 🔥 #hott glammed by @andrewsaintandrew

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Subway Jared Plans to Plead Guilty to Child Porn Charges http://theblemish.com/2015/08/subway-jared-plans-to-plead-guilty-to-child-pornography-charges/ http://theblemish.com/2015/08/subway-jared-plans-to-plead-guilty-to-child-pornography-charges/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2015 22:42:11 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=197810 51353112 Celebrities at the Los Angeles premiere of Disney's 'Muppets Most Wanted' at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood, California on March 11, 2014. Celebrities at the Los Angeles premiere of Disney's 'Muppets Most Wanted' at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood, California on March 11, 2014.
Pictured: Jared Fogle FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813Where have our heroes gone?!? First, Bill Cosby. Now, Subway Jared! News comes out today that Jared Fogle of Subway fame intends to plead guilty to possession of child pornography charges. SMH. Are our meat byproduct corporations not safe anymore? Sources say Fogle will accept a plea deal Wednesday. The U.S. Attorney’s Office will hold […]]]> 51353112 Celebrities at the Los Angeles premiere of Disney's 'Muppets Most Wanted' at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood, California on March 11, 2014. Celebrities at the Los Angeles premiere of Disney's 'Muppets Most Wanted' at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood, California on March 11, 2014.
Pictured: Jared Fogle FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

Where have our heroes gone?!? First, Bill Cosby. Now, Subway Jared! News comes out today that Jared Fogle of Subway fame intends to plead guilty to possession of child pornography charges. SMH. Are our meat byproduct corporations not safe anymore?

Sources say Fogle will accept a plea deal Wednesday. The U.S. Attorney’s Office will hold a press conference tomorrow afternoon to discuss the deal and charges against Fogle.

To recap, Fogle’s business associate got caught with child porn and tried to kill himself in jail. Then, the FBI raided Fogle’s home a month ago for, as we see now, evidence of Fogle’s love for the little ones. After the raid, word came out that Fogle was quite creepy. When you tell a journalist, “middle school girls are hot“, that’s a hint that you just might be a suspicious character. Fogle also had a college business renting out sex vids, so porn seemed to be a big part of his life.

What an idiot. His only job was to stay skinny and keep eating Subway sandwiches. Not too hard of a job. But he fucked it up. Now, he’ll get all the six-inches and footlongs he wants in jail. Just don’t ask for double meat.

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Emily Ratajkowski Enjoys ‘Game of Thrones’ Naked http://theblemish.com/2015/08/emily-ratajkowski-ends-her-day-by-getting-naked-and-watching-got/ http://theblemish.com/2015/08/emily-ratajkowski-ends-her-day-by-getting-naked-and-watching-got/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2015 17:56:47 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=197792 Emiliy Ratajkowski NYCWhat’s your nighttime routine? Brushing your teeth and silently weeping at life passing you by? Not Emily Ratajkowski. She has a slightly different routine. She strips off all her clothes then jumps into bed to watch Game of Thrones. Yea, it’s a fantasy come to life. She tells Harper’s Bazaar: I chug water and take […]]]> Emiliy Ratajkowski NYC

What’s your nighttime routine? Brushing your teeth and silently weeping at life passing you by? Not Emily Ratajkowski. She has a slightly different routine. She strips off all her clothes then jumps into bed to watch Game of Thrones. Yea, it’s a fantasy come to life. She tells Harper’s Bazaar:

I chug water and take off my makeup. I don’t sleep with clothes on, so I just get naked, get under the covers, put on Game of Thrones, and relax.

That is sexy, so sexy. I need to know one question…what’s her thread count?? In the very next breath, she shoots an arrow through a million hearts.

I’ll catch up with my boyfriend and maybe read.

…What. Is this one of those tricks where she reveals her boyfriend to be her dog? You know how those girls put up pics of their dogs and say, this is the only boyfriend for me, or something like that. *Checks Internet* Wait… *sighs* Guess it’s true. Guess I’ll come out from under her bed now.

(H/T Celebitchy)

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Amy-Jane Brand — Any Girl with Two First Names Is Always a Handful http://theblemish.com/2015/08/amy-jane-brand-any-girl-with-two-first-names-is-always-a-handful/ http://theblemish.com/2015/08/amy-jane-brand-any-girl-with-two-first-names-is-always-a-handful/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2015 10:05:15 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=197789 Amy-Jane BrandAussie girls never disappoint. They’ve got that crazy side to them that’s sorta ingrained into their psyche. Not saying this Aussie here, Amy-Jane Brand, is one of those girls. I mean, she was born in England, she might have that English proper side to her. Maybe she spends Saturday nights at home with her quilting group. Then makes […]]]> Amy-Jane Brand

Aussie girls never disappoint. They’ve got that crazy side to them that’s sorta ingrained into their psyche. Not saying this Aussie here, Amy-Jane Brand, is one of those girls. I mean, she was born in England, she might have that English proper side to her. Maybe she spends Saturday nights at home with her quilting group. Then makes out in a wild quitting free-for-all. You might have seen her in Zoo magazine and Maxim.

Arsenic Magazine recently did what looks like an e-mail Q&A with her. The most interesting tidbits:

AM: Take a look back at high school, what “clique” would you say you were in?
AJB: I was in the popular group of kids at school but I would often get picked on by them, being the opinionated person I am, I would always stick up for myself though. Looking back now, all of those bullies are complete drop kicks lol, life begins after you leave school!

Define, “picked on”. Let’s assume it wasn’t being shoved into a locker.

AM: Finish this sentence, “When I’m not in front of the camera you can find me:” 
AJB: Going through new music, DJing at home, at the gym, eating or searching for cool vintage Harley and band tees online haha.

Oh, you like music too? Dat’s coo…

AM: What do you love the most about your career? 
AJB: I love the way I get to travel and meet new people. Since I started modeling I’ve been able to make friends in all different cities around the world, to me that’s awesome.

That part’s pretty dope. Pretty sure models are dog-eat-dog and catty, but if you run into someone doing the same thing you like and won’t take a pair of scissors to your dress, you can bond with them pretty fast. Plus, you can always invite them to your quilting group…

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Hotel life ❤️ #amyjanebrand #mycalvins

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[Life's a beach] #amyjanebrand x @elvisdifazio

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Donald Trump Shades Heidi Klum, but Her Comeback Makes Him Look Foolish http://theblemish.com/2015/08/donald-trump-calls-heidi-klum-no-longer-10-but-klum-comes-back/ http://theblemish.com/2015/08/donald-trump-calls-heidi-klum-no-longer-10-but-klum-comes-back/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2015 09:07:21 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=197788 Donald TrumpSeal, why did you divorce Heidi Klum?? Klum’s the model (no pun intended) girl. Attractive, fun, witty. And rich. Remember her Halloween costumes? It takes someone with a lot of brainpower to come up with those. Orrr someone who paid a designer well. But hey, she pulls it off. No hate. So, naturally, when Donald […]]]> Donald Trump

Seal, why did you divorce Heidi Klum?? Klum’s the model (no pun intended) girl. Attractive, fun, witty. And rich. Remember her Halloween costumes? It takes someone with a lot of brainpower to come up with those. Orrr someone who paid a designer well. But hey, she pulls it off. No hate. So, naturally, when Donald Trump tries to put her down, Klum’s gonna come back with something extra special.

Trump, deity to misogynists everywhere, threw some shade Heidi Klum’s way recently. In an interview with New York Times, Trump commented,

“Sometimes I do go a little bit far,” he allowed, adding, after a moment: “Heidi Klum. Sadly, she’s no longer a 10.”

Which is really odd. Number one, no one asked him about her. Those words just came out of his mouth like verbal diarrhea. And number two, there is no number two. Trump seriously may have Tourette’s Syndrome or some kind of old person condition. At some point, our emotions will switch from outrage to pity because this poor fella no longer can control his brain impulses.

Klum, ever the lady, bitch slapped him. Not physically. She put her video response on Instagram and the response was swift, humorous and showed more class than Trump has ever mustered. She also stuffed her Insta caption with a slew of hashtags: “#TrumpHasSpoken #sadly#9.99 #NoLongerA10 #IHadAGoodRun#donaldtrump #trumped#HeidiTrumpsTrump#BeautyIsInTheEyeOfTheBeheld”.

In it, she stands in front of the camera with the number ’10’ printed on a paper pinned to her chest. Suddenly, a guy wearing a Donald Trump mask comes behind her and rips off the paper to reveal  a sign reading ‘9.99’ underneath. Gasps fill the studio, Klum looks down and then shrugs it off.

Her social media team’s on point. They even got the #HeidiTrumpsTrump tag going. Well played.

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Disney and Pixar Forecast: ‘Toy Story 4,’ ‘Finding Dory’, ‘Jack and the Beanstalk’ ‘Gigantic’ Movie http://theblemish.com/2015/08/disney-pixar-forecast-toy-story-4-finding-dory-jack-beanstalk-gigantic-movies/ http://theblemish.com/2015/08/disney-pixar-forecast-toy-story-4-finding-dory-jack-beanstalk-gigantic-movies/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2015 08:24:37 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=197773 CMZ64iZUsAAdQpTDisney looking to make more money off stories in the public domain, additionally going in for dat sweet sequel money, as is Pixar, what’s new? Nothin’ like the established fan base and those sweet profits that come with making another Toy Story (4), Finding Dory, and adapting a public domain story, Jack and the Beanstalk, into Gigantic. The worst part, you […]]]> CMZ64iZUsAAdQpT

Disney looking to make more money off stories in the public domain, additionally going in for dat sweet sequel money, as is Pixar, what’s new? Nothin’ like the established fan base and those sweet profits that come with making another Toy Story (4), Finding Dory, and adapting a public domain story, Jack and the Beanstalk, into Gigantic. The worst part, you know you can just kiss around $40 goodbye at the listing of those three titles.

Welp, first things first, let’s talk Toy Story 4, which to me seems like it really hit a nice ending they’re going to ruin. That sweet moment where Andy passes on his beloved toys? Yeah, not good enough; gotta make more Toy Stories!! Disney’s D23 Expo, seemingly their very similar version of the Apple Keynote, revealed that Toy Story 4 will feature the adventure of Woody and Buzz searching for the love of Woody’s life, Bo Peep. This begs the question, what is the peak romantic moment two inanimate toys can share? Its release date is June 16, 2017.

Next up, we got the much-anticipated Finding Dory. It has been years since I’ve seen Finding Nemo, but I remember I was a tween staunchly in favor of bringing it back with a look into Dory’s life; I mean, it’s Ellen DeGeneres! Over the years, we have watched Dory go from a DeGeneres thought supported by fans everywhere to a fully completed, animated, feature film! I surprisingly do not feel cynical about there being a sequel. I know, I’m surprised for me too. Dory’s story will follow her search to find her family as well as finding out about what makes Dory her unique self. Finding Dory will be released July 17, 2016.

And now onto the film I feel most cynical about, Gigantic. I hope I’m not the only person that’s over Disney adapting public domain fairy tales. Fairly enough, they do a decent job, but as an ultra creative company, can’t you just do better? I mean, Inside Out, so creative! Great story! Because it’s on my mind, Finding Nemo! I mean, A+++ on story creation there. Jack and the Beanstalk, cool, whatev, it was a fairy tale I wasn’t super into. It’s not like someone is gonna be like, “Ohemmgeee Jack and the Beanstalk is my favorite fairytale!” (Cue Internet strangers set to prove me wrong.)

Gigantic is set to be directed by Tangled’s Nathan Greno to which I have to wonder if Disney thinks Jack and the Beanstalk is on par with Rapunzel. I’m also realizing in this moment I’d be way more into a Rumpelstiltskin adaptation. Anyways, set to the tune and era of Spanish exploration, the story will follow Jack’s discovery of a hidden world of giants in the clouds and friendship with Inma the giant. Jack befriends the female giant Inma, who’s “11 years old, 60 feet tall, fiery, feisty and a lot to control” and treats him like a living doll, Greno said. Meanwhile, the baddies, Storm Giants, stand at 120 feet. Gigantic will hit theaters in 2018.

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Natalie Dormer Compares ‘Game of Thrones” Margaery Tyrell to Kim Kardashian http://theblemish.com/2015/08/natalie-dormer-compares-game-of-thrones-margaery-tyrell-to-kim-kardashian/ http://theblemish.com/2015/08/natalie-dormer-compares-game-of-thrones-margaery-tyrell-to-kim-kardashian/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2015 08:03:39 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=197776 Natalie Dormer Covers September 2015 Michigan Avenue MagazineNatalie Dormer dropped major cleavage in this photo shoot. All while wrapped in a Native American blanket. Sure, whatever floats your boat. “The camera loves you, Natalie!” I can imagine the photographer complimenting her. Dormer posed for Michigan Avenue magazine. I had no clue what Michigan Avenue refers to, then I turned to the world’s brain, […]]]> Natalie Dormer Covers September 2015 Michigan Avenue Magazine

Natalie Dormer dropped major cleavage in this photo shoot. All while wrapped in a Native American blanket. Sure, whatever floats your boat. “The camera loves you, Natalie!” I can imagine the photographer complimenting her. Dormer posed for Michigan Avenue magazine. I had no clue what Michigan Avenue refers to, then I turned to the world’s brain, Google. Looks like the Rodeo Drive of Chicago? That’s my guess, and that’s what I’m going with.

In her interview, Dormer talks about, but doesn’t whine about, her new fame with popularity of Game of Thrones and The Hunger Games series.

“I get oil paintings from fans, computer-generated art from fans, fans approaching me in the toilet, fans approaching me in the sauna. It’s a Champagne problem, but I can’t really go anywhere without a, ‘Wait. Aren’t you…?’”

Never heard of ‘champagne’ problem. So European.

She also claims to have a lopsided smile. Gross. Definitely not gonna do her now.

“I have a lopsided smile; what can I say?” she says, when I ask about it later. “And if that message filters down to some girl looking in the mirror who feels she’s not completely symmetrical, then I am glad to have helped in some small, albeit ridiculous, way.”

In another interview with The Sunday Express, Dormer compared her character, Margaery Tyrell, to Kim Kardashian. Wait, Margaery Tyrell boned Ray J, also?? She describes Tyrell as,

“The most modern of all the characters in Game Of Thrones. She is very much a PR genius. Now she would be one of those It girls, tweeting and Instagramming their latest dresses and raising money for orphanages by running half-marathons. She’d be rivalling Kim Kardashian for numbers of followers on Twitter and Instagram!”

If Margaery Tyrell was Kim Kardashian, it’d mean Kardashian was doing some underaged kid. Even Kardashian doesn’t need publicity that bad.

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Web Finds, 8.18.15 http://theblemish.com/2015/08/web-finds-8-18-15/ http://theblemish.com/2015/08/web-finds-8-18-15/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2015 07:00:02 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=197771 11385250_1478880865745147_104530627_nStella Maxwell purple panty peek (Site NSFW) [TDM] Charlotte McKinney sideboob (Site NSFW) [Boobie Blog] Kendall Jenner ass shots [GCeleb] How to annoy your sister [Ned Hardy] Victoria Justice’s sexy stomach [Hollywood Tuna] See who Taylor Swift added to her posse [Lainey] Queen Elizabeth suspects foul play in Princess Di death [Celebitchy]]]> 11385250_1478880865745147_104530627_n
  • Stella Maxwell purple panty peek (Site NSFW) [TDM]
  • Charlotte McKinney sideboob (Site NSFW) [Boobie Blog]
  • Kendall Jenner ass shots [GCeleb]
  • How to annoy your sister [Ned Hardy]
  • Victoria Justice’s sexy stomach [Hollywood Tuna]
  • See who Taylor Swift added to her posse [Lainey]
  • Queen Elizabeth suspects foul play in Princess Di death [Celebitchy]
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Rihanna Put Matt Barnes on Blast http://theblemish.com/2015/08/rihanna-put-matt-barnes-on-blast/ http://theblemish.com/2015/08/rihanna-put-matt-barnes-on-blast/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2015 06:12:11 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=197769 matt-barnes-staplesTMZ asked NBA player Matt Barnes about his relationship status with Rihanna. Barnes said it’s moved past the crush stage. Spoiler alert: Rihanna and Matt Barnes have never even met. Clearly, this was the worst idea he ever had because not only did Rihanna put a stop to those rumors, but she grabbed his ego and stomped […]]]> matt-barnes-staples

TMZ asked NBA player Matt Barnes about his relationship status with Rihanna. Barnes said it’s moved past the crush stage. Spoiler alert: Rihanna and Matt Barnes have never even met.

Clearly, this was the worst idea he ever had because not only did Rihanna put a stop to those rumors, but she grabbed his ego and stomped on it until there was nothing left.

Those hashtags, bruh. All I could think of while reading through those was, “Stop! Stop! He’s already dead!”

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Emile Hirsch Pleads Guilty to Choking Paramount Exec, 15 Days in Jail http://theblemish.com/2015/08/emile-hirsch-pleads-guilty-to-choking-paramount-exec-15-days-in-jail/ http://theblemish.com/2015/08/emile-hirsch-pleads-guilty-to-choking-paramount-exec-15-days-in-jail/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2015 05:52:41 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=197767 emile-hirsch-cvsBack in January at Sundance, Emile Hirsch got shitfaced, got belligerent with Paramount exec Daniele Bernfeld and started choking her for whatever reason. Before you say anything, the reason was not foreplay. On Monday, Hirsch was fined $4,750, ordered to spend 15 days in jail and perform 50 hours of community service. Hirsch apologized to […]]]> emile-hirsch-cvs

Back in January at Sundance, Emile Hirsch got shitfaced, got belligerent with Paramount exec Daniele Bernfeld and started choking her for whatever reason. Before you say anything, the reason was not foreplay.

On Monday, Hirsch was fined $4,750, ordered to spend 15 days in jail and perform 50 hours of community service. Hirsch apologized to Bernfeld who believed Hirsch should have received a stricter punishment. She believed she was going to die that day.

According to court documents, Hirsch went up to Bernfeld around 3 in the morning at Tao Nightclub and asked her why she looked “so tough” and said she was a “rich kid” who shouldn’t be at Sundance. Bernfeld moved away to another table but Hirsch came from behind to put her in a chokehold. He then pulled her across the table onto the floor. Hirsch fell on top of her and put his hands around his neck. Bernfeld said she could feel the front and back of her throat touching and remembered things going dark.

Hirsch’s lawyer said he was so hammered he didn’t remember a thing. I’m not sure if that was his defense, but if it was, that never works. Just ask that nice policeman who punched me in the face.

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