Oh god, Sarah (O’)Connor is a real person and she’s going to be leading us in the robot revolution.
Drunken, Trombone-Playing, Gun-Shooting, Camo-Pant Wearing Clown Arrested for None of Those Listed Things
When good clowns go bad.
As someone who binge watched My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding at what was clearly a low point in my life, I think every episode has just been dominated by a reality-TV-free Pennsylvania wedding.
It’s not Jesus on toast anymore, it’s Michael Jackson dancing on the clouds.
Even death won’t save you from New York traffic wardens, whose title even conveys the level of pretentious assholery that comes with issuing parking tickets.
Skinny jeans apparently too much for a California man who pulled a knife on three thin-panted men.
It's known people in the UK are culturally polite, but 23-year-old Tom Osborne is taking it to a new level.
Where's the swimsuit competition??
Guess what? North Korea has a super cure.
You know what’s better than sex? Sex with women.
Your high school geometry class prepared you for this logic; here is a real world example of the transitive property.
"I’m almost to the point of wanting them all segregated on one side of town so they can hurt each other and leave the innocent people alone..."
In other burger related news, when you confront your significant other about infidelity, bring a burger.
You know how they say the boss has got you by the balls?
Here’s a fun trivia question: how many times do you have to be arrested for trying to have sex with a horse before you stop doing that and move on to horse-like women?
Very scientifically educated California Assembly Member Shannon Grove’s newest findings show abortion to be causing the California drought.
Including a dramatic interview has now become a requirement in news stories.