The Blemish » What Better than a slap to the face Thu, 09 Oct 2014 16:40:46 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Concertgoer Found Naked in Woods Four Days After TomorrowWorld Thu, 09 Oct 2014 08:54:17 +0000 On October 2, four days after the end of TomorrowWorld, a bow hunter found a naked man wandering along the creek on his property. The man claimed to have been beaten up and left in the woods naked after the concert. He spent a couple days licking water off leaves until he found the creek.

Naturally cautious, the hunter kept his distance in the beginning, but ended up helping him find his way home.

I know I was confrontational at first, but what you don’t see is the hour after that of me getting him to safety. I mean I did save his life and I didn’t call the cops. Sorry I wasn’t so trusting to random stranger naked in the creek out in the middle of the woods who couldn’t differ a dream from reality. I didn’t exactly have a script in my head of this is what I will do when I find a naked man in a creek.

Moral of this story? Don’t do drugs, or if you do, don’t do as much drugs as this guy did to end up naked and alone in the woods surviving on leaf water.

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Someone Painted a Dick on This Guy’s Bugatti Veyron Thu, 09 Oct 2014 08:15:19 +0000 A Bugatti Veyron: 1200 HP, 0-60 in in 2.6 seconds with a price tag of $2.7 million. A can of spray paint: About $5. Being a bigger dick than the guy driving a Bugatti Veyron? Priceless. If the owner of this Bugatti ever finds the guy who sprayed a dick on his hood, expect a fist-sized hole in his chest by the time he’s through.

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If ‘Adventure Time’ Was a Live-Action Movie Wed, 08 Oct 2014 20:51:28 +0000 The folks over at Gritty Reboots created a trailer for a live-action Adventure Time. It’s the movie you didn’t know you wanted to see until someone took the time to make an elaborate fake trailer for it.

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This Spider Didn’t Like Being Filmed Wed, 08 Oct 2014 19:29:16 +0000 While working on his bike, David Hesson noticed a gnarly looking spider sitting on his saddle. Like any normal person would do, he ran away screaming like a little girl. Except in this case, this was after it jumped on him while he filmed it crawling around. It’s said that to this day, he still pees his pants a little after watching this video.

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This Really Makes Me Want to Vote Tue, 07 Oct 2014 18:27:03 +0000 Lil Jon and Lena Dunham teamed up for a Rock the Vote campaign music video. It’s everything you expect from a Lil Jon/Lena Dunham voting music video right down to a plug for season 4 of Girls and Lil Jon voting for the legalization of marijuana. This video is about as paint-by-numbers as you can get.

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Intense Turf War in Australia Mon, 06 Oct 2014 21:37:07 +0000 Oh, nothing. Just two kangaroos fighting in the middle of a residential street in Australia. Over there they call this “Tuesday”.

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Anne-Maria Hefele Can Do a Lot With Her Throat Mon, 06 Oct 2014 19:06:23 +0000 Anne-Maria Hefele is well-versed in the art of overtone singing. That is, singing two notes simultaneously. It involves a weird trick of the throat. Before you say anything, no, it’s nothing like your mom’s weird trick of the throat.

(H/T io9)

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Two Teachers Charged With Having a Threesome With Student Sat, 04 Oct 2014 02:21:24 +0000 How many times does it need to be said. When two teachers use you as a glorified sex toy, keep your mouth shut. Don’t be like this 16 now 17-year-old who bragged to everyone about having a threeway with no doubt two of the hottest teachers at his school, Shelley Dufresne, 32, and Rachel Respess, 24. These two were charged with one count of carnal knowledge of a juvenile after rumors spread this undeserving kid was banging them both. At the same time. While being filmed.

Investigators confirmed that the alleged encounter occurred at Respess’ apartment after a Destrehan High School football game on September 12. All three were supposedly together until early morning the next day.

Dufresne, with the school for 10 years, was arrested Tuesday. Respass, only in her second year, turned herself in on Wednesday. Parents are very disappointed.

“Unfortunately as a parent of a son that attends Destrehan High School, it’s a little overwhelming at times, and my son is taking it difficult as well, but I think the whole school is taking it difficultly,” Destrehan High School parent Antonio Morales told WGNO. “When anything happens here at Destrehan, all of Destrehan suffers.”

What Morales probably means is, “thanks a lot jackass for ruining it for the rest of us.” As for the “victim,” I’m sure that kid is suffering as well. It must suck to have peaked in high school.

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Dog Reacts to Human’s Stupid Dance Fri, 03 Oct 2014 08:40:30 +0000 You can tell that this dog was in shock and disbelief and that later on that night, the dog planned to murder the human in his sleep.

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There’s No Shame in Chai Yan Leung’s Game Fri, 03 Oct 2014 00:22:31 +0000 Chai Yan Leung, daughter of Cy Leung, Hong Kong’s chief executive, launched a firestorm when she thanked HK tax payers for her diamond necklace. In a deleted Facebook post, she wrote:

“The necklace on my profile pic is not a dog collar, silly!!!” she said. “This is actually a beautiful necklace bought at Lane Crawford (yes – funded by all you HK taxpayers!! So are all my beautiful shoes and dresses and clutches!! Thank you so much!!!!)”.

She trolled some more writing, “Actually maybe I shouldn’t say ‘all you’- since most of you here are probably unemployed hence all this time obsessed with bombarding me with messages”. She later said, “It’s ok, your mother still loves you”.

Instead of writing about the privileged elite who live in a bubble and have no understanding of consequences, I’m just going give her a virtual dap. I’m not even mad. That’s expert level trolling right there.

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