I honestly have no idea what to say about this.
What looks like an Onion article just happened for reals in Chillicothe, Ohio.
Why do low-key Klan members keep spilling their foul guts all over the Internet?
According to police, a Montana daycare worker was assaulted by an inebriated dad who was trying to get his children.
Jennifer Connell, a 54-year-old human resources manager from Manhattan, is suing her 12-year-old nephew, Sean Tarala, for a hug he gave her at his 8th birthday party.
A new study, published in the journal Appetite, reveals a correlation between bitter taste preferences and psychopathic tendencies.
Luke Gatti made waves recently with his drunk, douchebag tirade demanding mac n’ cheese at a UConn cafeteria.
Don Chingon, a taqueria in Brooklyn, is offering a 10% ownership of the business as the prize for eating their 30 pound “Gran Chingon” burrito.
Intelligent design gets the piss taken out of it by a new Reddit thread posing the horrifying question “What’s the grossest thing your body has done?” Human bodies are weird, and lumpy, and bizarre, and smell.
A video of a woman allegedly snorting coke in the stands at an Astros game is going viral.
Just before crashing his car into a house, allegedly high-as-balls Florida resident Reliford Cooper reportedly told the officer arresting him for DUI that he wasn’t behind the wheel of the car.
Students at University of Texas, Austin are attaching dildos to their backpacks to protest a recent open carry law that allows students to carry firearms on campus.
Tired of self-righteous vegetarians and vegans cramping your delicious animal-flesh-orgy style?
In 2011 at North Port High School in Florida (big surprise), principal George Kenney was going around hypnotizing students and staff alike.
You never thought you’d see Drake and ISIS in the same sentence.
The first photographs ever taken of the elusive male moustached kingfisher were just released by the American Museum of Natural History.
A leaked video shows disturbing hazing from the Alpha Tau Omega chapter at Indiana University.