"I’m almost to the point of wanting them all segregated on one side of town so they can hurt each other and leave the innocent people alone..."
In other burger related news, when you confront your significant other about infidelity, bring a burger.
You know how they say the boss has got you by the balls?
Here’s a fun trivia question: how many times do you have to be arrested for trying to have sex with a horse before you stop doing that and move on to horse-like women?
Very scientifically educated California Assembly Member Shannon Grove’s newest findings show abortion to be causing the California drought.
Including a dramatic interview has now become a requirement in news stories.
Gonna go out on a limb here and say there's something mentally wrong with any kid who calls their doll a fucking whore baby and stomps it out.
If robots plan to take over the world, they have a long way to go.
As ‘Dark Side of the Moon’ Backwards is to ‘The Wizard of Oz’, Beyonce’s ‘Single Ladies’ is to ‘DuckTales’
At some point in the recent past, someone made a shocking discovery.
Middle School Teacher Lets Students Have Sex in His Supply Closet, Surprisingly Doesn’t Find Pre-Teens Having Sex to Be Gross
Swim team practice will be held in the projection room above the auditorium!
While most people save their kinks for role play and the dark side of the Internet, 23-year-old Florida woman, Brittany Sonnier, is committed to living hers out in real life – legal or not.
Are you ready to develop a new fear?
This is not John Hughes’ Sixteen Candles. Sixteen-year old Jacinda is probably wishing someone would have fucking forgot her birthday.
What’s The Best Way to Show Friendship and Good Wishes on a Marriage? Glue Your Pubes to the Groom’s Face
When you live 3,000 miles away from Vegas, what are you really supposed to do for a bachelor party?
A man in China has discovered the perfect, renewable food source.
When you watch The Human Centipede, do you just get a hankering for some delicious food?
Internet Reptilian Conspiracists Admit Surprise at Their Possibly Valid Conspiracy After Teenage YouTuber Makes Gene Simmons Look Tongue Tied
YouTube sideshow, eighteen-year-old Adrianne Lewis has gotten some recent fame for her lizard-like licker.