Any proper childhood (ahem, lifetime) is one filled with milkshakes.
Craig Mazin roomed with Ted Cruz at Princeton back in 1988.
Yo, #selfie culture is out of control.
According to OKCupid, Utah has the highest rate of virginity out of any US state.
Alright, let’s break this down. That’s Cinnamon Nicole.
When Chuck Palahniuk wrote his dystopia novel, Fight Club, he never could have anticipated the residual effects to be preschool fall-out.
A lot of women have probably said something along the lines of “If I had a dollar for every dick pic I received that I wish I didn’t, I would be rich.” The fact that in that kind of climate, this chick found a way to make a booming business out of dick pics is incredible.
There’s a reason I don’t leave my house… I fucking hate people.
You know how you drink a latte.
On this episode of mildly interesting things that happen sometimes: I’ve seen mistakes and I’ve seen laziness.
It 100% makes sense that a sorority advertisement would be some kind of white girl fantasy on steroids.
Magical moments are real.
Shout out to Aaron Madsen for making the single dumbest, yet most well-thought out joke I’ve ever seen.
I’m sure by now you’re familiar with teen gangster and traitor, John Boyega.
So, the Internet has been having a lot of fun with the Oregon Militia.
The most important piece of art to have in your home was painted by comedian, Onno Lolkema, as a wonderful gift to the world this past Christmas.
The search for the asshole that assaulted an army vet in a Fayetteville, New York Dunkin Donuts came to an end when 21-year-old Dominick Vidal turned himself in.