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Kim Kardashian and LeAnn Rimes Both Into Jesus

LeAnn Rimes and were both seen attending Life Change Community Church in Agoura Hills, CA last Sunday. Presumably, this was the only church that wouldn’t cause them both to burst into flames.

“Great seeing you and the fam,” LeAnn tweeted to Kim. “See you soon! Xoxo”

Kim, who described her churchgoing Sunday as the “perfect day,” echoed Rimes’ enthusiasm. “You too babe!” she replied. “See you soon! Xoxo” E!

One girl broke up a marriage and the other made a mockery of it. The church must love that these two come in every week. They’re probably just too dumb to realize every sermon is about them. You’d think when the pastor angrily points at them while giving his fire and brimstone speech that that would be a dead giveaway.

Someone Squeezed Kate Beckinsale’s Breasts at a Concert

Kate Beckinsale talked to Women’s Health about a variety of things including filming sex scenes with Colin Farrell while her husband/director watched, her three year unplanned sabbatical and how someone grabbed her tits at a Katy Perry concert. Wait, what?

‘I got more bruises on Contraband than in all the Underworlds put together. It was like, ‘let’s not choreograph the fight, let’s just see what happens.” And all of a sudden Giovanni Ribisi [her Contraband co-star] comes flying into my house and beats the sh*t out of me.’

She said of co-star Mark Wahlberg: ‘He’s very manly. And if someone squeezes your boobs at a Katy Perry concert – which is what happened to me in Toronto – I did wish Mark was there because he would have sorted it out.’ Daily Mail

I’d like to know more about this boob squeezing thing. Namely, did they feel like firm marshmallows and did trumpets blare from the heavens once you laid hands on them as I imagine they would? Sorry, I guess that question was more meant for the guy that grabbed her breasts.

Maria Menounos Lost a Bet

Maria Menounos made a bet that if the Patriots lost to the Giants, she would host Extra in a Giants . As you may have heard, that’s exactly what happened so here she is in a . God she is so hot. She should make terrible bets more often.

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The ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer

The new  trailer is out and it promises everything the first movie didn’t which is more and Emma Stone. Other than that, it’s basically the same but with updated graphics and no emo dance number. Hopefully.

Anyway, the trailer gives a little more reassurance that this isn’t going to suck as bad as the last couple of Spider-Mans even though that still up top makes this look like an updated Teen Wolf.

Lindsay Lohan Shoots for Terry Richardson

just sits around all day with nothing to do. So, when Terry Richardson calls asking her to go to the Chateau Marmont to take some pictures, she jumps at the chance. Though not before she finishes negotiations.

Her first question is how much she’ll get for it. Her follow-up question is whether or not that carton of cigarettes he’s promising is a full one. Not that it matters mind you because she’s so desperate, but she’d like to know beforehand.