Conan O’Brien is doing live shows from Comic-Con in San Diego this year and, god dammit, I can’t believe he showed up the year I leave.
When experiencing an erection that lasts more than four hours, let the state of New York ignore you until you suffer permanent damage to your penis.
Chrissy Teigen’s out to prove that hey tits, they’re ok.
Now’s about the time UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer realizes she should date bloggers.
In a shocking twist of events, it turns out Lindsay Lohan does possess a low-level of standards.
She may be a hotshot actress, but Elle Fanning knows the pain of being forever alone.
You know who has it the hardest?
Well Khloe is back in her prime dating pool, sportsball players of the basketball variety.
In an act of swift justice, a Texas man was killed directly after saying "fuck that alligator" and jumping in infested water.
Some children can’t learn to listen, some adults can’t learn to not break child endangerment laws.
Awww, Jackie and Kelso got married for real!
U.S. Women's Soccer star's lesbian kiss, father/daughter beatbox challenge and Nicolas Cage as Superman.
Jerry Weintraub, true baller and someone who got shit done in Hollywood, passed away last night.
Samantha Hoopes’ star keeps rising, much like my erection.
Kate Mara took off her top because that helps get her point across.