- Ashley Tisdale wears those short shorts. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Amber Rose is mad. [Bossip]
- Jessica Simpson’s breasts were rooting for the Pats. [Celebitchy]
- Stacy Keibler went to party. [MoeJackson]
- Kate Middleton is in a bikini. [GCeleb]
- Hilary Duff is beyond pregnant. [Popoholic]
- Courtney Love may sue her daughter now. [StarPulse]
- JWoww is very classy. [The Superficial]
- Kristin Wiig does a good Lana Del Rey. [EvilBeet]
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By The Blemish, 2:16 PM on Feb 06, 2012, 0 Comments
Nicki Minaj Is Really Jay-Z
By The Blemish, 12:38 PM on Feb 06, 2012, 2 Comments
Vice had a theory. A theory that Jay-Z, having already cornered the male rap market, had set out to dominate the female one as well. The tool he’s using to do this with? Nicki Minaj.
To prove this theory, Vice slowed down Nicki’s Super Bass and proved without a shadow of a doubt, that Nicki Minaj is actually a sped up Jay-Z. Need to see for yourself? Watch below.
Jay-Z is a man of many talents. Clubs, alcohol, clothing and male and female rap markets all cornered. No wonder Beyonce told him to put a baby in her. Even I’d tell Jay-Z to put a baby in me now and I don’t even have a uterus.
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Woody Harrelson Bombed His Reddit AMA
By The Blemish, 11:47 AM on Feb 06, 2012, 0 Comments
Reddit is a social media juggernaut so of course studios are going to start using it as their new promotional tool. On Friday, Woody Harrelson hosted an AMA (Ask Me Anything) to promote his film Rampart which backfired horribly. Redditors didn’t take kindly to an AMA where the only questions being answered were film related. Instead, they wanted to know about Woody Harrelson being an asshole and taking the virginity of a high school girl and never calling her afterward.
I swear this is a true story. I went to a high school in LA and you crashed our prom after party (Universal Hilton). You ended up taking the virginity of a girl named Roseanna. You didn’t call her afterwards. She cried a lot. Do you remember any of this and can confirm or have you been so knee deep in hollywood pooty for so long that this qualifies as a mere blip?
Woody denied it, “First of off, its not true, and second off, I don’t want to answer questions about that. Lets focus on the film people” and ended up just plugging Rampart in the few questions he did answer.
Eventually the entire thread devolved or evolved into a collective bashing of Woody. He didn’t help matters when he replied to, “Should change this AMA to AMAAR (Ask Me Anything About Rampart),” with “We gotta be… i consider my time valuable.” Reddit founder Alexis Ohanian called the AMA an epic fail.
Dulljack’s comment featured in the Observer sums up this promotion nicely:
Agent- “Hey, there is this website called Readdit where we can pitch Woody’s new movie! Every person on it is in our target demographic!!!”
Publicist – “Sweet, let’s go piss them off!”
EPIC HIGH FIVE!
Hollywood is probably stroking its chins wondering why people didn’t want to hear Woody Harrelson say Rampart every other word. “I thought these internet losers loved being this close to a celebrity.”
Katharine McPhee Is in GQ
By The Blemish, 11:04 AM on Feb 06, 2012, 1 Comment
Katharine McPhee is in the March issue of GQ which comes out later this month. She’s promoting her new series Smash, another show about people randomly breaking into song, which isn’t the biggest man aphrodisiac (manphrodisiac?) so GQ asked her to come up with three things that would persuade men to watch it.
Reason #1: Your lady does it for you. Now do it for her. “Listen,” McPhee says, “I go see all the guy movies, so now I know I love them. But you have to be open to it. I would say to the girlfriends out there: Just nail him down, make him watch an episode with you.”
Reason #2: It’s not like they’re singing constantly. “I can understand why guys wouldn’t be into Glee. You know, that’s a pretty heavy musical show. That show does, like, six songs in an episode. We’ll do, at most, three.”
Reason #3: “Okay, how about this: What if I tell your readers that in episode five I take off all my clothes?” Sold! But hold on—would it be true? “I mean…no.” McPhee laughs mischievously. “But can’t we just say that?”
If those were McPhee’s most convincing arguments, then that’s just sad. Here are three counterpoints.
Counter #1: Guy movies are inherently better than chick flicks. For example, watching Brad Pitt punching dudes in Fight Club is universally loved whereas watching a Katherine Heigl romcom where she squeals at a man only appeals to women with an interest in cats and crocheting.
Counter #2: Whittling it down to three songs per episode is too much. If the show exceeds the singing quotient of 0, then it’s not happening.
Counter #3: No one likes a tease.
Little Michael J. Went to the Beach
By The Blemish, 9:34 AM on Feb 06, 2012, 0 Comments
Michael J. Fox and wife Tracy Pollan are vacationing in St. Barts and yesterday they spent a relaxing day at the beach. Though an alternative description would be Michael J. Fox’s mommy took him to the beach while he frolicked around in the ocean. I heard when Michael first dipped his toes in the water, he giggled and ran away.
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Gisele Bundchen Defends Tom Brady, Gets Pouty
By The Blemish, 9:06 AM on Feb 06, 2012, 0 Comments
The Patriots lost to the Giants again last night but would have had a much better chance at victory if it wasn’t for three dropped passes during their final drive. Not to worry though, his supermodel wife rushed to his side to comfort him.
“I think it was just the missed opportunities,” Brady said.
Soon he was ushered into a hallway, off to where the podium waited. He went through a side exit, not the main one where his wife, Gisele Bundchen, the Brazilian supermodel, had been waiting.
She heard he’d gotten past her and began sprinting – in black boots with three-inch heels – after him. He was 30 yards ahead of her.
“Tommy,” she shouted. “Tommy! Tommy!”
He didn’t hear her. She finally plowed through the crowd, the lingerie model throwing elbows until she stopped him in mid-stride and offered a big hug, a kiss and a look into Brady’s still-red eyes. Cameras flashed all around them. Yahoo
But not before being heckled by Giants fans who shouted witticisms such as “Eli rules” and “Eli owns your husband” while she was waiting for the elevator. This seemed to have gotten to the Brazilian because said to the people around her.
“My husband can not f****ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.” The Insider (video)
Aw, poor handsome three-time Super Bowl champion/millionaire Mr. Bundchen. You really feel for this guy. What a poor bastard.
