Selena Gomez Back With Justin Bieber, Is an Idiot
coachellaApril 15, 2014

Selena Gomez was photographed snuggling up with Justin Bieber at Coachella last Sunday proving to the world that she could very well be mentally retarded. In the photos, ...

Mike Ross Allows Satan to Impregnate Zoe Saldana
nbcApril 15, 2014

Zoe Saldana stars in NBC’s Rosemary’s Baby remake. She’ll attempt to improve upon Mia Farrow’s haunting portrayal of a woman raped by the devil and forced to bear his ...

John Varvatos 11th Annual Stuart House Benefit
Jessica Simpson Is Skinny Again
jessica simpsonApril 15, 2014

Remember when Jessica Simpson started popping out those kids and grew into a rotund shell of her former self and everyone started making fun of her for performing ...

Here’s How ‘Frozen’ Should Have Ended
frozenApril 15, 2014

What if Anna and Elsa’s parents in the Oscar-winning Frozen got it and it didn’t take an entire movie and numerous musical numbers to find out love thaws and ...

Lindsay Lohan Promised Not to Party at Coachella, Partied at Coachella
coachellaApril 15, 2014

Before Lindsay Lohan headed off to Coachella last weekend, she promised her friends she would stay sober. I guess she meant she wasn’t going to blow a guy ...

Kate Upton Wants Smaller Breasts
kate uptonApril 15, 2014

At this point, big, swinging 34Ds is what defines Kate Upton. According to her, however, it’s a blessing and a curse. “I wish I had smaller boobs every ...

US Airways Probably Didn’t Want to Tweet This Vagina Pic
twitterApril 15, 2014

I was trying to write about this yesterday until the site went down because apparently everyone really wanted to know about the Love & Hip Hop sex tape. Anyway, ...

Jenny McCarthy Backtracks on Being ‘Anti-Vaccine’
jenny mccarthyApril 14, 2014

In an op-ed in the Chicago Sun-Times, Jenny McCarthy tries to distance herself from the anti-vaccine movement she became the face of. McCarthy claims she isn’t anti-vaccine. In ...

The Rest of the Web, Monday, 4.14.14
other newsApril 14, 2014

Grumpy cat attended the MTV Movie Awards so obviously he’s the perfect cat to ring in today’s links.