The Blemish

Ozzy Osbourne wants to hear you scream

The idea of lunging at you is creepy enough. Couple that with the fact that you think you’re not expecting it because you’re sitting next to a wax figure and you might have a heart attack.

Ozzy thought it would be funny to pretend to be his own wax figure at the New York wax museum and then jump up and scare everyone posing next to him.

Even when he screams it comes out as an incoherent mumble. Amazing. What would have been really cool is if he scared someone bad enough that they ran away in blind fear right into another wax figure causing it to knock over all the other wax figures like dominoes and then when the camera pans back to Ozzy you see him tiptoeing away to the exit.

Lindsay Lohan as Lindsa Lovelace

Even though shooting for ’s Lindsay Lovelace biopic hasn’t yet begun, Tyler Shields was nice enough to give us some concept art for what the movie posters would look like. So, if you’ve ever tried to imagine what Lindsay would look like in a 70′s porno but weren’t able to because your parents stifled all your creativity, you’re in luck. Here she is. It’s just as depressing as you couldn’t imagine.

Gary Coleman is on life support

Yesterday it was reported was hospitalized after falling. Now E! says he’s on life support with a brain hemorrhage. He might die.

“As of mid-morning on May 27, Mr. Coleman was conscious and lucid,” said Alcantar. “By early afternoon, Mr. Coleman was slipping in and out of consciousness and his condition worsened.

“We are saddened to announce that since mid-afternoon, Mountain Time, on May 27, 2010, Mr. Coleman has been unconscious and on life support.”

In a sad coda to his statement, Alcantar says that despite Coleman’s recent history of health problems and personal issues, “he always has had fond memories of being an entertainer and appreciates his fans for all their support over the years.

“At this critical moment, we can only ask for your thoughts and prayers for Gary to make a speedy and full recovery.”

That’s rough. Coleman’s life started out great when he starred in Different Strokes. Then everyone found out he had a growth condition. Then he lost all his money and became a security guard. Then his wife accused him of domestic violence. Now he has a brain hemorrhage from falling down. Coleman has the worst luck ever. They should keep him away from ropes and sharp objects because through a series of unfortunate events, he may wind up accidentally killing himself.

Web finds

Hayley Williams of Paramore Twitpic’d herself topless

I don’t know what a Paramore is but is apparently the lead singer of it and she may have accidentally tweeted a topless photo of herself. Tits, people!

Hayley allegedly took the photo down five minutes later. However, as people have said, “the internet is forever.” They also say, “stop staring into my window,” but that’s neither here nor there.

Friendly neighborhood perv Josh also sent in three screenshots, one of which was NOT of Hayley topless. I think he was providing proof or something. I don’t know. I sort of skimmed past it. It could have been a death threat for all I know. But people seem to be talking.

Real or not, this is pretty awesome for a Thursday night. Especially since Hayley is a redhead. They’re rare. It’s like stumbling across a unicorn in a trench coat and then having it flash you.

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Update: Hayley is claiming she got hacked. Also, not a real redhead? So disappointed.

Gary Coleman down!

may be in “critical condition” at a hospital in Utah. His manager said “We’re just getting bits and pieces right now so there’s really nothing to report. If there’s anything to announce, we’ll let you know.”

Coleman’s brother-in-law tells TMZ that Coleman got a head injury during a fall. Which doesn’t make much sense. Gary Coleman is short. That couldn’t have been a big fall. Even then, I’ve seen a squirrel fall 50 feet from a palm tree and run away. It reasons that the same should hold true for Coleman.