PHOTOS: Kim Kardashian Grabs Lunch With Her Pal Jonathan In Miami

Thank you, Kimmee. Better to hide that overly-large form in something that flows lightly over it, masking its pendulous and bulbous form.

Expose the face, hide the roundness. You’re beautiful; but please, PLEASE don’t open your mouth and utter a word. We really don’t care what you have to say. Exposure does not equate to intellectual worthiness.

Go on your merry way, making millions. Just please, don’t sully the America reputation by saying a goddamn thing.

-IQC