Today’s special Fourth of July story focuses on Aaron Carter and Michael Jackson. In an interview with Ok, Aaron, 23, supposedly admitted that Michael gave him wine and cocaine when he was 15. The two grew close, talking on the phone for hours, until his mom called the cops. Moms are such a downer.

‘I never talked about it… This is the first time. I do… I miss Michael… I have spent such incredible times with him. I did things with him that nobody else did… But I was also troubled about what he did to me,’ Aaron says.

When asked whether Michael gave him alcohol, Aaron tells Daphne, ‘Yes, he gave me wine. I mean, I could have refused, but I was 15.’ As for drugs? ‘He gave me cocaine. I felt weird about that and other stuff… We spoke afterwards, hours and hours, on the phone. I admired Michael, but his behaviour bothered me a lot. Then my mother called the police…’ [OK]

Last Friday, Aaron told TMZ that it never happened and OK made the story up. A YouTube video Aaron’s rep pointed TMZ to backed up his claim.

But Carter’s rep tells TMZ, “Nothing was said that was reported” … and directed us toward a YouTube video of the interview with Barak … which seems to back up Aaron’s side of the story.

However, a rep for Daphne Barak, the journalist, tells TMZ, “Aaron Carter told Daphne Barak in his lengthy interview in Spain, that Michael Jackson gave him alcohol and cocaine while he was 15. He also said that Michael invited him to sleep in his room, and when Aaron woke up at 5:00 AM, he found Michael on his bed.”

Hey, maybe Aaron’s bed was warmer than Michael’s. Have you ever thought about that? I’m sure there was a perfectly reasonable explanation for Michael sneaking in under the covers with Aaron. I mean, what grown man hasn’t sneaked into a 15-year-old’s bed before. Amirite?

Aaron Carter posted the above photo of his Madonna body on Twitter the other day. Congratulations, Aaron. You make a fantastic Cobra Kai student. Sweep the leg, Aaron.

If you want to know how he did it, Aaron wrote, “ahhhh yawn…. here i go again!!!! 1000 pull ups today 7 mile run the 1000 sit ups, i can’t stop myself 5:00a.m :) hi luv!” Basically a lot of body weight exercises and a lot of meth determination.

Aaron Carter was arrested in Kimble County, Texas with at least two ounces of weed. He was pulled over on the I-10 for speeding when authorities searched his vehicle. The 20-year-old is in jail waiting for his arraignment.

I posted a video of Aaron Carter from House of Carters. I don’t know if the girls in there are his sisters or what, but one of them is attractive. At least I think she is. I couldn’t tell because the video was so blurry. It’s sad really. I think someone hit Aaron with the ugly stick. I mean. Repeatedly. In the face. As hard as they could.

Only a week after proposing to girlfriend, Kari Ann Peniche, Aaron has called off the engagement claiming he got caught up in the moment and hadn’t thought it through.

Some would say he realized that whatever sexual position they were in, his brother’s penis had probably already been there. So in essence, it would be like his penis was rubbing against his brother’s and he was freaked out over how excited that made him. Others would say it’s a publicity stunt for his new show House of Carters, but they’re wrong. It’s gotta be the gay penis thing. Occam’s razor man.

At 18 years old, Aaron Carter proposed to his girlfriend Kari Ann Peniche, who everyone has totally seen naked in Playboy. Aaron popped the question in Las Vegas during the Playboy Comedy Tour in front of 200 people. An interesting annotation is Kari used to date Aaron’s brother Nick. Knowing this, I would have said no if I was Kari. Constantly being asked questions like “Does Nick do it like this?” or “My penis is bigger, right? You giggling means yes?” doesn’t seem like it would make a blissful marriage or maybe it does. I wouldn’t really know because I’m so sexy that I bed a different girl every night. By “girl” I mean Myspace and by “every night” I mean never and “bed” is actually a bed because that’s where I go to cry.