Australian Abbie Cornish graces the April issue of GQ hitting stands March 22. She’s promoting the new Zack Snyder epic sword and guns fantasy movie Sucker Punch which may or may not have turned people off after test screenings. From GQ:

Girls who have got that don’t need to play knocked-up smack addicts (Candy) or button down for tricky little period pieces (Bright Star). So let us celebrate the fact that she has (finally) put away serious things and decided to go a little Hollywood, playing the role of unjustly institutionalized, definitely very dangerous Sweet Pea in Sucker Punch. Nerd-core director Zack Snyder’s latest tells the trippy tale of five tough-as-nails chicks busting out of a psych ward—and forced the 28-year-old Australian actress to hit the armory for the first time in her life. “I’m a vegetarian—I’m not the type to want to go shoot a gun,” says Cornish. “Then I actually got to the range and totally fell in love with an M4. It was kind of amazing.” Somewhere in heaven, Charlton Heston nods sagely.

I want to like Sucker Punch but Zack Snyder has a habit of using great visuals and slacking on the story and pacing. 300 was great, visually, but sucked as a movie. Watchmen was alright but played up to being an epic movie when it could have been shorter. At least in Sucker Punch everyone can distract themselves with hot chicks in skimpy clothes shooting stuff. That’s pretty much all I ask for from any movie.

In 2006, news broke that Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon divorced because he was having an affair with his co-star Abbie Cornish. Fast forward to 2010 and Ryan’s relationship with Abbie is over as well for maybe the same reason.

Ryan was reportedly picking up whores at clubs. Turnabout is fair play. Abbie’s rep said, “Abbie ended the relationship with Ryan and she moved out of their home.” Abbie was seen moving her stuff out on Sunday while Ryan visited his kids.

Ryan shouldn’t commit himself to a relationship. He should be like Gerard Butler. Bang a bunch of chicks while linking himself to Jennifer Aniston. That would be funny because it’d seem like the only way Aniston can find a boyfriend is if the relationship is concocted by tabloids.

The National Enquirer (hey, they got some true stuff these days) has the skinny on Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon’s divorce. Supposedly Reese found messages to another woman on Ryan’s BlackBerry after the premiere of Flags of Our Fathers and sources say Ryan has been very close with co-star Abbie Cornish while filming Stop Loss. A reader from Pink is the New Blog saw it with their own eyes.

Ryan Phillippe is in Austin right now filming a movie, I’ve seen Reese here once with Deacon. My friends and I went to Kenichi in downtown Austin on Tuesday night and sat 2 tables away from Phillippe and an extremely attractive blonde (not Reese). The couple had a partition placed around their table soon after they arrived but we could still see their legs intertwined under the table and as we left could see them clearly making out behind the partition.

Let’s not jump to conclusions here. Maybe Abbie had a fish bone lodged down her throat and Ryan, being the gentleman that he is, was trying to dislodge it with his tongue. This guy is a hero, not unfaithful. Did you know fish bones are the leading cause of throat injuries? It’s true, that’s what the doctor told me while he stuck his tongue down my throat. It was weird at first, but I didn’t want to take any chances. Ryan and my doctor. Princes among men.

Abbie Cornish is that chick in the picture. Looks like Ryan has a thing for small dopey looking blonds.