This week in shoots we have Abigail Clancy in Cosmo UK, Beatrice Charity in swimwear, Catherine Bell for Felix Kunze, Dakota Fanning in Elle UK, Joanna Krupa for Me in My Place, Julianne Hough in Prestige, Kate Beckinsale in Angeleno, Lady Gaga topless in Vogue, Paris Hilton in FHM and Selena Gomez doing a shoot for Dream Out Loud.

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Abigail Clancy, best known for pushing out her chest and modeling things, has called the cops after self-shot cellphone pics of herself topless were taken from her phone and passed around like a grungy Playboy in 5th grade.

“This is disgusting. The thought of somebody else being able to get their grubby hands on these pictures is upsetting and embarrassing.”

“Having a breach of trust like this is the last thing she needs.

“She is determined to find out what has gone on and make sure the person responsible is dealt with appropriately.” The Sun

Abbey is still not sure how the pictures were removed from her SIM card. Which may be one of the problems. Are pictures still stored on SIM cards? Is her phone from 1998? Giving celebrities new technology is a lot like giving your grandma a computer. Soon enough, they’ll be calling you asking how to get that naked lady off their screen.

How nice of Abigail Clancy to keep her mouth open after leaving Kate Moss’ birthday party. This saves me from having to sheepishly ask if I can finish in her mouth and then be given a confused look before being yelled at to get away from her window.

Photos courtesy FHM, more here.

I momentarily confused Abigail Clancy, 22, with Abigail Breslin, 12, so you can see how I was a little shocked to find out she was in the December issue of FHM (known to be a non-digital spank bank). Turns out my apprehensiveness in opening up the pictures was rewarded with a totally unexpected boner. Hurrah!

Abigail Clancy is a model from the UK and she was sunning topless yesterday at St. Barts. These pictures are supposed to show that. I don’t know though. They’re a little blurry. I definitely see boobs, but I also see Big Foot (scary) and a monkey dancing the Macarena (cute). Pictures are NSFW.