Lauren German in another photo from my photo album

Adam Brody was spotted at Tower Grove Villa in Beverly Hills spending some quality time with Hostel II star Lauren German.

“Adam spent the entire night with Lauren. He was caressing her back and refused to be photographed with her.”

Adam was caressing her back? Wow, this guy is suave. Did he give her a little Valentine’s card too? One with a unicorn flying through rainbows? I hear women really get wet for that stuff. Maybe later he can try kissing her and maybe in three more dates, it’ll be on the lips. Scandalous!

Tori Spelling is desperate for money. Maybe she should find a job.

Sandra Bullock might be pregnant. Rape by Sandra Bullock. The most awful of horrors.

Adam Brody and Ashlee Simpson? From Rachel Bilson to that?

The Nativity Story stars sixteen year old Keisha Castle-Hughes who’s pregnant with her first child. Groovy.

Lindsay Lohan snorts cocaine, pops Oxycotin and chases it with vodka. That’s a real woman right there.

Gisele Bundchen says cheeseburgers are a supermodel’s secret weapon.

Keanu Reeves might be homeless. And smelly. And talentless.

Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody have broken up. I was beside myself for a whole 5 minutes when I found out. Then I realized it was just gas.

“They’ve been done for a few weeks,” a friend close to the couple tells Life & Style. “They are just done. That’s all there is to it. There’s no drama. They just ended it.”

Rachel Bilson is cute sometimes. Other times she’s just weird looking. Good move on the break-up though. If Adam were any skinnier, Nicole Richie would be asking him for tips. And there’s no real sense of security when you have a boyfriend who tumbles away when someone exhales at him. She needs a man like me. I wrestle bears. Well I used to. I kind of freaked out when my Paddington bear busted a seam.