Adam Sandler: “Hey guys, wouldn’t it be funny if I dressed up as a woman for my next movie?”

Writers: “You mean like the Wayans brothers, Eddie Murphy and Tyler Perry?”

Adam Sandler: “No, but this time with a white guy.”

Writers: “Like Robin Williams?”

Adam Sandler: “Shut up.”

Studio: “Greenlit!”

Adam Sandler filmed scenes dressed like a drag queen in Griffith Park for his movie Ms. Doubtfire II, er, Jack & Jill on Wednesday. Is anyone surprised he makes a terrible woman? This isn’t even believable. Who falls for this? I’ve never seen a girl so ugly. You might as well put Vince Vaughn in a dress and call this White Chicks II: Whiter.

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