Adrian Grenier is on Entourage which is on HBO and which only 1% of America watches (I made that up based on on awful the show is). To Adrian Grenier, however, Entourage is the equivalent of Lost and he’s a big star. That’s why he acts like a gigantic douche.

Last week at Amnesia in NYC, Adrian hit on a group of girls. Well, he didn’t so much as hit on them, rather, he made a complete ass of himself. From the NYDN:

“They put their arms around each of the women and suavely said: ‘Hey baby, this is what it’s like to be famous’ ” a partygoer tells us. “Then they laughed in the girls’ faces and walked off.”

So were the femmes impressed by the heartthrob’s advances? Not quite.

“The girls thought it was obnoxious,” says the snitch. “Someone should teach him a little modesty.”

If I was a girl and Adrian Grenier put his arm around me, I’d scream rape and blow my rape whistle which I would carry around all the time in his ear. The only reason they walked off so fast is they didn’t want to wait around for the girls to laugh in their faces. It’s like when you tell a stupid joke and then you laugh real loud to break the awkward silence which makes everyone feel even more uncomfortable.

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Adrian Grenier is an animal lover and he says he owes it all to the 1984 Tom Hanks film Splash. NYDN told him that mermaids aren’t real. Grenier, who’s bubble was burst, responded, “Wait. Aren’t mermaids animals? Whatever, they still count.”

A lot of actors are idiots so this kind of stuff is to be expected. Ask any celebrity why the sky is blue and they’ll stare at you like you just killed their dog and wonder out loud to their friend why you aren’t fawning over them. At that point, you’re pretty much considered a leper. Don’t be surprised if they pretend not to hear you for the rest of the conversation.

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Entourage star, Adrian Grenier, and Transformers star, Shia LaBeouf, may be fighting over the same girl. It was recently discovered that Isabel Lucas, Shia’s co-star, was the passenger in Shia’s car during the time of his accident. It was also reported that Isabel split from Adrian two weeks ago because she didn’t like all the female attention Adrian was getting. For the past few weeks, people have speculated that Shia might be hitting that and have given the young man “props.” Friends of Grenier say they never split, but one source tells Pot Tarts:

“He was devastated,” said our source. “He was begging for her to take him back.”

But just a couple of days after things were declared over, Grenier was spotted celebrating his 32nd birthday at West Hollywood hotspot Hyde. An eyewitness told Pop Tarts that Grenier was pretty much preoccupied, drowning his sorrows with booze and hanging out with other lady pals. While we’re sure that he only has eyes for Lucas, it was apparently close ties such as these that became too close for Isabel’s comfort.

Regardless, the two were seen together again shortly after Shia’s accident and are said to be “sorting stuff out.” That’s Hollywood speak for “I have no fucking clue what’s going on.” Here’s some other translations for actor/actress talk that you may find useful.

1. No comment at this time = We haven’t made up an explanation yet
2. These rumors are patently false = These rumors are patently true
3. No I will not have sex with you = Please place your hand on my thigh some more, but this time higher
4. I’m calling the cops = Come in and ravage me you big hunky man.
5. I have a gun = I’m into kinky sex

Three “Entourage” stars have been letting fame go to their head. Kevin Connnolly, E on the show, charges $30,000 to show up at events. Jeremy Piven, Ari Gold, charges between $100k to $120k. The biggest ego belongs to Adrian Grenier, Vincent Chase, who ladies say stares at himself in the mirror, in awe of his reflection.

Adrian is so conceited,” one magazine source says of star Adrian Grenier, who plays a bed-hopping celebrity, both on and off screen. “He’s such a ladies’ man. I think he has slept with everyone I know. One girl said once they were laying in bed and he was staring at himself in the mirror, saying, ‘Look how beautiful I am … it’s amazing.’” According to the source, “He always used to have parties at his house in Los Feliz and just seduce tons of girls.”

That’s what happens when you become famous. Women who wouldn’t even help you after the ladder you were using to look in their window tipped over, now ask you to dribble hot wax over their naked body. All of a sudden the restraining orders disappear. You don’t need to wait in line. You’re not even at a truck stop and men stare at you while you’re urinating. Everything changes. And if you think about it, this girl who’s bitching about how conceited Adrian is probably slept with him the day before because she thought he was hot. Yea, makes perfect sense. Just like my new invention, hot ice cream. It’s going to be the biggest thing ever.

Entourage star Adrian Grenier says he’s really hanging out with Paris Hilton because he’s making a documentary about paparazzi and not because he wants a smorgasbord of stds. However, the NYDN says,

…the heiress and the “Entourage”star looked pretty couple-y at her Malibu house party last Saturday.

Sure, Adrian. Making a documentary. I’ve heard that one before. That’s what I tell girls when I want to get in their pants. “Sorry, I don’t put out on the first date,” they say. “I’m making a documentary,” I reply. Heh heh heh. “About what? Uh, about… oh, shit. Gotta go.”