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Adriana Lima is engaged

June 13th, 20087 comments

Marko Jaric, 29, has proposed to Adriana Lima, 27, after 9 months of dating. The Minnesota Timberwolves star’s rep tells PEOPLE:
“He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn’t be more in love.”
Thank God. If Adriana asked me one more time to have my babies, I would have lost it.

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Adriana Lima might get engaged

March 28th, 20083 comments

Marko Jaric of the Minnesota Timberwolves has been dating Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima for the past six months and may be thinking about marriage. Marko says rumors of him shopping for a wedding ring have been greatly exaggerated, not that he isn’t seriously considering it.
“I am not shopping right now,” Jaric, 29, tells PEOPLE. …

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More boring Adriana Lima

March 27th, 2008Respond

Here’s another interview Adriana Lima did with GQ. This one is from a while ago. This goes to show how blah this girl is. No sex until after marriage. Go to church every Sunday. She won’t even give out her age (26, as of this writing).
Adriana on what she wanted to be when she was …

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This’ll never work

March 27th, 20082 comments

Adriana Lima recently gave an interview with GQ about life, love and how demanding she really is. She also has tips about how to date a runway beauty like her *cough*. For those of you who don’t think she looks rodent-like, take note. You might just score a date with her. And a few years …

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Adriana Lima signs stuff

March 20th, 20081 comment

Adriana Lima showed up at a GQ signing at Saks. This further illustrates my point that Adriana isn’t the most attractive Victoria’s Secret girl. It looks like she’s sneering at me. Look, I get enough of that when I pull down my pants before sex. I don’t need some supermodel doing that to me with …

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Adriana Lima naked for GQ

March 19th, 20084 comments

I’ve long subscribed to the belief that Adriana Lima is one of the lesser Victoria’s Secret models. These pictures don’t change my perception at all. Her body is “bangin’” as the kids say these days, but her face is rat-like. Every time I see her, I picture her nibbling on a piece of cheese or …

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Adriana Lima is cleavagey

January 15th, 200810 comments

People say Adriana Lima is one of the hottest Victoria’s Secret models. They must not be looking above the neck because this girl’s face reminds me of a rat. I’d sooner imagine her asking me for a piece of cheese or gnawing through my walls before imagining making out with her. Her boobs are hot …

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This isn’t an Adriana Lima sex tape

January 7th, 20087 comments

Adriana Lima is a self-proclaimed virgin and one of the less attractive Victoria’s Secret models. So, it would make sense that she has a sex tape, right? Well, today or whenever, a few websites are reporting this (NSFW via Celebitchy) to be a just discovered Adriana Lima sex tape. It’s not. As any bored male …

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