In and of itself, Adrianne Curry hitting 300k followers on Twitter shouldn’t mean anything. But when she promises to post a topless pic of herself when she reaches said 300k, then it means something. A small something but something nonetheless.

Well, a bunch of people who wanted to see her naked started following her and she delivered. You can check out the NSFW artsy pic here. It was… meh. Oddly enough, the most interesting thing about the picture isn’t her tits but how she managed to balance that wine glass on the railing. Discuss!

Adrianne Curry was escorted out of Comic-Con by cops for wearing an Aeon Flux costume that showed off her ass (top). At least according to Adrianne Curry’s Twitter. They probably wanted an autograph or something. Adrianne tweeted, “just got stopped by a ton of cops…my costume is illegal…the butt….sigh.” She changed later in the day meaning she slapped on a pair of leather pants.

Somehow I find this hard to believe considering this girl was at Comic-Con and these girls were also there, not to mention the hordes of Princess Leias with their collective asses hanging out. Not only that but you’d think the PD wouldn’t care what the hell these weirdos wear to Comic-Con. But then again, as the Daily Mail put it: “But the model made such a spectacle as she arrived at the event that police escorted her from the premises and sent her home.”

Also, as it turns out she wasn’t sent home right away. Security escorted her to her booth for her signing and only ushered her home afterward. So what was the deal? Her costume or the fact she was causing a scene in her costume? Was there a pile-up of hyperventilating geeks taking pictures of her ass or something?

Adrianne Curry is single now so she’s looking to find a new man. What better way to do that than to tweet a picture of your boobs, abs and a Star Wars belt buckle. She pretty much covered every single demographic in one tweet. Never has a woman been this efficient.

Christopher Knight (Peter Brady) and America’s Next Top Model Adrianne Curry have ended their marriage. On their fifth wedding anniversary. This is like a fairy tale in reverse. A statement read:

“After starting a relationship with what seemed to be irreconcilable differences, the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated. The decision was mutually reached after it became clear to both that some perspective was needed in order to assess their unique union. Not unlike all marriages, work must be put in.

“Obvious to both Knight and Curry was that their marriage would require more effort then a garden-variety relationship. They are taking time to see if they want to continue to put in that extraordinary effort. The couple has mutually determined that they are at a place where moving forward will require a step back. They still love one another but need some distance to consider their future.

“Both Knight and Curry decided to release this joint announcement today in order to preempt any potential rumors and gossip and ask that their fans and the media respect their privacy during this delicate period.”

It’s always a good idea to start a relationship on irreconcilable differences. It’s like that saying goes, “irreconcilable differences attract.”

Us adds that Curry told Howard Stern she was “unsatisfied” at home and got attention through Twitter. She even used a Sybian machine (NSFW video of her riding one) instead of having sex with her husband. I’m sure that last part made Peter Brady feel real good about himself. Knowing my wife would rather have sex with a cold, emotionless, steam engine than me would make me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Adrianne Curry tweeted yesterday: “Gonna peal off these sweaty ass clothes and take a much deserved long shower…got some new body wash, cant wait to lather up! twitpic? lol” Then she did it. Cool story, huh?

Granted, this photo isn’t as sexy as I’d thought it would be. She’s got a nice body and all but without her makeup she looks like a possum that was thrown into a bathtub.

NSFW-ish photo below.

I don’t like it when people brag about their topless photos and then when I get my box of tissues ready, I find out it’s not really topless because something is covering their breasts. Why would they do these things? Why can’t they be honest. When they say topless, I expect tits to be rubbing up against my monitor. Not this. Adrianne Curry might as well be wearing a burka.

Adrianne Curry posted this picture of her in the kitchen cooking dinner for her husband on Twitter this weekend but later took it down. Thankfully, nothing is ever deleted on the internet.

Women should learn from this. If you’re not barefoot in the kitchen cooking dinner for your man in a g-string, you’re doing it wrong.

If you’re wondering why you haven’t seen any recent ignorant myspace posts from Adrianne Curry, it’s because she took time away from the limelight to get fat, grow up, and make her return to making ignorant statements.

“I was hiding my fat ass until I lost a bunch of weight. A few weeks ago I went in for my yearly womanly exam and I weighed in a 150.5 pounds and I crapped my pants,” Curry added. “I am on a no-carb diet. So I’ve started eating fish, steamed vegetables, no butter, no sugar, no bread, and no fun and now I’m at 136 pounds. I’m also going to the gym, I don’t believe in being thin disgusting. I like to have muscle.”

How revolting for a 5’10″ semi-muscular woman to weigh in at a healthy 150.5 pounds. Good thing she lost 14.5 pounds in just a few weeks. It sets a great example for impressionable, healthy females out there. Adrianne continues telling Fox News,

“My only regret is that now I’ve decided not to share my life (her VH1 reality show “My Fair Brady” ceased filming two years ago) people can’t see that I’m mature. I’ve grown up oodles, people only get to see me acting like a 22-year-old on replays but I’m now 27, I’m pushing 30. The old broad had to grow up without you.”

Using the descriptive “oodles” to detail your growing up is confusing. Everything about Adrianne Curry is confusing. She’s kind of hot but everything out of her mouth makes me want to slit my wrists. It’s okay though. I kind of like being aroused and suicidal at the same time.  It makes my loneliness a smidge more enjoyable.

Adrianna Curry is famous for winning America’s Next Top Model and that’s about it. She never became a “top model” and she ended up marrying Peter Brady. Oh, and she’s super annoying. I’d rather listen to a cut stuck in a fan belt than listen to her talk. Luckily, photographs can’t speak… yet. Be happy with the fact that these are probably 100 times less annoying than when they were taken.

Not one to be left out of anything, Adrianne Curry also showed up at Miami Beach in a bikini. She sits notably at the lower end of D-List so maybe this should be buried in between something about Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. And it probably will be.

These photos would be a lot hotter if Adrianne didn’t keep grabbing at her fat. Contrary to popular belief, this is not how you seduce a guy.

• Charlize Theron sued by Swiss watchmaker. [ICYDK]
• Adrianne Curry blasts America’s Next Top Model. [Celebrity Smack]
• Bam Margera is married. [Celebitchy]
• Everybody hates Tyra. [Evil Beet]
• The tearjerkiest moments of the last 20 years. [Pajiba]
• Jason Priestly is expecting. [Glitterati]
• Stacy Keibler at a Super Bowl afterparty. [Bastardly]
• NASA’s worst nightmare. An astronaut love triangle. [ASL]
• Heather Grahm makes out with chicks. [Yeeeah!]
• Nicole Richie looks normal. [The Skinny Website]
• Fergie was tucked. [IDLYITW]
• Drew Barrymore tunes out. [Just Jared]
• Sienna Miller makes out with model. [The Bosh]
• Jamie Burke gets around. [Dlisted]
• Jessica Biel has huge lips. [Derek Hail]

The video is related to Kal Penn being in the horrible Van Wilder 2. Old? Yea, but anything has got to be better than that movie. (If my host goes down I’m going to hurt someone. I’m going to hurt someone.)

Gwen Stefani has her own fragrance. Will it smell like ass? One can only hope. [Glitterati]

Adrianne Curry fixed her boobs. This chick always seemed crazy to me. Wait, that’s because she is. [Celebslam]

Rihanna has side boobs. Too bad she’s also got that crazy forehead. [Bastardly]

Britney Spears’ crotch photos won’t stop. I think on the 5th time you’re officially a slut and you get some sort of badge. [CityRag]

New York is back. I should really watch at least one episode of Flavor of Love. Nah. [Celebrity Smack]

Paris Hilton’s bikini waxer speaks. Blame her for making Paris feel comfortable enough to flash. [Hollywood Rag]

Stacy Keibler is not in a bikini showing her ass in these pics. So…why take them at all? [Hollywoodtuna]