Jennifer sent me a heads up on a post Kim Kardashian wrote on her blog in response to The Superficial’s suspicions that she’s been padding her ass.

OMG! When will people get off my a–, literally! Haha. I have said it a million times before and I’ll say it again: My booty is as real as the designer items I’m auctioning off on eBay.

The reason I bring this up is because those jokesters at the Superficial claimed that I wear foam panties. NOT TRUE! (And I don’t stuff ‘em with Charmin either).

I think my photo shoots clearly prove I don’t wear butt pads!

To all you non-believers at the Superficial, kiss my REAL and GORGEOUS a–!

XOXO,
Kim

P.S. I told omg! on Yahoo! to break this story on their site. Check it out here!

Hm, yes. Very interesting. But I’d like to take a moment and ask, who or what am I and the other people who received this notice supposed to be promoting? Kim Kardashian’s blog? Her eBay auction which she so slyly slips in? The Superficial? OMG! Yahoo which is promoting Kim Kardashian’s blog which is in turn promoting OMG! Yahoo through me via a link to Kim’s blog? All of the above? Possibly. To be honest. I’m stumped. And quite hungry. Maybe you can figure it out. I’ve linked all sites mentioned so you can more easily rummage through this web of deceit if you so choose and perhaps provide an adequate answer. In the mean time, I’m off to devour this sandwich. Imma commin’ for you sandwich!

P.S. Ass padder.