It’s annoying how the decrepit Steven Tyler gets to put his hands all over Bar Refaeli and all I can do is watch. The same goes for the girls from Panic at the Disco. How do these dweebs get to do this while I’m forced to stay 100 yards from all of these models. Like I told the judge, I don’t know how I ended up in their dressing rooms or why I had their panties on my head. What do I look like? A psychologist?