I think the question here isn’t “why are Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace’s breasts falling out of her shirt?,” but rather “why is Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace even wearing a shirt at all?” You have to assume this was planned. No, not assume, know this was planned. I mean, she wasn’t wearing a bra and at most three buttons were buttoned on that thing. And they were the bottom buttons. What did she think would happen? That the power of thought would keep her top closed? There’s no way she can pass this off as an accident like when you kill a hooker or set a homeless man on fire. No, this was intentional like what you do after you kill that hooker or set that homeless man on fire.

I have no clue who Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is and I’m too lazy to look it up. I’ll assume she must be semi-famous because someone is taking pictures of her. Topless. With her girlfriend. Who is also topless. Touching each other. In a pool. In a shower. Dripping wet. Bending over. Lost the ability to form complete sentences. A puddle of drool. My lap. Brain. Can’t think. Thank you. Goodnight. Rubber baby buggy bumpers. *Shakes myself out of trance* Holy crap. This isn’t heaven is it?! I’m too young and pretty to be dead! Pictures NSFW by the way and these are old. Still…