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Akon can’t hear you, Wyclef

On October 12 at the MTV Africa Awards, the audience had trouble hearing Wyclef Jean so Akon was nice enough to provide him with a microphone to speak into. No ... Read More »

Akon doesn’t know his age

Despite having a birth certificate, Akon says he doesn’t know his real age. In 2006 he said he was 25. Now he claims he’s 31 because his birth certificate says ... Read More »

Turn your head and cough, sir

Akon performed on Jimmy Kimmel the other night when he jumped into the audience to crowd surf. It turned out to be a bad idea or good idea depending on ... Read More »

Sucks to be Akon

What do you do when you’ve carved out a niche for yourself based solely on a fake background of “doing time” and “being from the streets” and are invited to ... Read More »

Akon punched out a girl

Remember in April of last year when Akon dry humped a maybe 15-year-old girl and then in June of that same year, threw a 15-year-old kid off the stage onto ... Read More »

Akon is faking it

In interviews, Akon has consistently claimed that he was in prison for four and a half years for his role as the ringleader of a “notorious car theft operation.” He ... Read More »

Akon has been charged

Akon has been charged with endangering the welfare of a minor and second degree harassment for tossing a 15-year-old kid off the stage and onto the head of a girl ... Read More »

Akon hit a girl in the head with a little kid

The kid Akon threw. Not K-Fed’s son. Another victim of Akon’s best He-Man impression has come forward. 26-year-old Abby Rosa of Delaware County says the 15-year-old kid Akon tossed off stage ... Read More »
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