The Blemish

'akon' Posts

Akon can’t hear you, Wyclef

On October 12 at the MTV Africa Awards, the audience had trouble hearing Wyclef Jean so Akon was nice enough to provide him with a microphone to speak into. No ... Read More »

Akon doesn’t know his age

Despite having a birth certificate, Akon says he doesn’t know his real age. In 2006 he said he was 25. Now he claims he’s 31 because his birth certificate says ... Read More »

Turn your head and cough, sir

Akon performed on Jimmy Kimmel the other night when he jumped into the audience to crowd surf. It turned out to be a bad idea or good idea depending on ... Read More »

Sucks to be Akon

What do you do when you’ve carved out a niche for yourself based solely on a fake background of “doing time” and “being from the streets” and are invited to ... Read More »

Akon punched out a girl

Remember in April of last year when Akon dry humped a maybe 15-year-old girl and then in June of that same year, threw a 15-year-old kid off the stage onto ... Read More »

Akon is faking it

In interviews, Akon has consistently claimed that he was in prison for four and a half years for his role as the ringleader of a “notorious car theft operation.” He ... Read More »

Akon has been charged

Akon has been charged with endangering the welfare of a minor and second degree harassment for tossing a 15-year-old kid off the stage and onto the head of a girl ... Read More »

Akon hit a girl in the head with a little kid

The kid Akon threw. Not K-Fed’s son. Another victim of Akon’s best He-Man impression has come forward. 26-year-old Abby Rosa of Delaware County says the 15-year-old kid Akon tossed off stage ... Read More »

The cops are on to you Akon

Fishkill police (holy crap, there’s a town called Fishkill) are searching for the boy Akon threw off stage Sunday at KFEST. The article says the kid threw a pretzel at ... Read More »

Verizon abandons Akon

Verizon has severed all ties from Akon after the dry humping video of him and a 15-year-old girl from Trinidad surfaced. Security Minister Fitzgerald Hinds chimed in on Fox News ... Read More »

Pastor Dave Alleyne defends his daughter

It’s official. Akon was dry humping Deena, the 14-year-old daughter of Pastor Dave Alleyne of the unfortunately named Flaming Word Ministry of Chaguanas. Alleyne described the video as “atrocious”, but ... Read More »

The Akon underage dry humping video is back

Whoever posted that video of Akon dry humping the 14 or 15-year-old girl took it down before I could save it so I had to replace it with another one. ... Read More »

Akon simulates sex with a young fan

Rapper Akon gave a young female fan a special treat during a Trinidad show at Club Zen. Unimaginative simulated sex. The rapper, best known for his song “Smack That”, dry ... Read More »