The cops are on to you Akon

Fishkill police (holy crap, there’s a town called Fishkill) are searching for the boy Akon threw off stage Sunday at KFEST. The article says the kid threw a pretzel at ... Read More »

Verizon abandons Akon

Verizon has severed all ties from Akon after the dry humping video of him and a 15-year-old girl from Trinidad surfaced. Security Minister Fitzgerald Hinds chimed in on Fox News ... Read More »

Pastor Dave Alleyne defends his daughter

It’s official. Akon was dry humping Deena, the 14-year-old daughter of Pastor Dave Alleyne of the unfortunately named Flaming Word Ministry of Chaguanas. Alleyne described the video as “atrocious”, but ... Read More »

The Akon underage dry humping video is back

Whoever posted that video of Akon dry humping the 14 or 15-year-old girl took it down before I could save it so I had to replace it with another one. ... Read More »

Akon simulates sex with a young fan

Rapper Akon gave a young female fan a special treat during a Trinidad show at Club Zen. Unimaginative simulated sex. The rapper, best known for his song “Smack That”, dry ... Read More »