When I heard Alessandra Ambrosio was pregnant, my dreams were shattered and I was left an emotional wreck. Mostly because I knew pictures like these would come out. I mean, what the hell? What am I supposed to do with these? I certainly can’t masturbate to them. Am I supposed to congratulate her after seeing …
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Alessandra Ambrosio is charming
April 16th, 20081 comment
These are pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio (currently pregnant) from the Victoria’s Secret “Supermodel Obsession” book. They’re slightly hotter than my “Supermodel Obsession” book which consists of hair from different supermodels glue sticked onto each of the 325 pages. The police call it evidence in an ongoing investigation. I call it my greatest work to date.
Alessandra Ambrosio clings on to the final moments
January 28th, 20083 comments
As you may have heard, Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant, meaning, this may be one of the last times you see her without a little monster festering in her belly. I’m wondering. Isn’t there a way to be pregnant without the awful side-effects like bloating, nausea and decrease in sexiness? I refuse to believe that after …
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Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant
January 15th, 20081 comment
Page Six reports Victoria’s Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio, is already a few months pregnant with her first child.
Ambrosio is thrilled, she told pals at a weekend party at the Hollywood Hills house of her boyfriend, Jamie Mazur.
I’m happy for you Alessandra. Hey. Maybe later you can cut out my heart with a butter knife and …
Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2007, Part 3
November 16th, 2007Respond
That should do it. Now I’m off the save the world one marshmallow at a time. As always, more under the cut.
Also check out Part 1 and Part 2 for more pictures.
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2007, Part 2
November 16th, 20078 comments
I split the show up into 3 parts because Wordpress is a little bitch. I hate you Wordpress.
Also check out Part 1 and Part 3 for more pictures.
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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2007
November 16th, 2007108 comments
The 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night and featured models such as Adriana Lima , Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Selita Ebanks, Izabel Goulart, Karolina Kurkova and Marisa Miller among others walking the runway in traditional bra, panties and wings while men hid their erections with their program. Wow, it’s like …
Alessandra Ambrosio is wet in GQ
October 4th, 20071 comment
GQ must be siphoning ideas from my head because here’s Alessandra Ambrosio wet, in a bikini. She’s most notable for being a supermodel for Victoria’s Secret. She’s less notable for teaching me a few Portuguese phrases like “You’re so big,” “Please give me another screaming orgasm,” and either “You’re the greatest lover ever,” or “Wrong …
