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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2009

The annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night in New York. You’ll probably be really excited watching a bunch of hot chicks like Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is still busy, in a bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio hit the beach again on Wednesday and tried even harder to seduce me. It’s not working, missy. My heart belongs to one thing and one thing only. The ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is busy

Alessandra Ambrosio hit up St. Bart’s with a camera crew on Tuesday to shoot for the new Victoria’s Secret catalog. She should dump her boyfriend and date me. We’re the ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio had fun

Alessandra hit up the MTV 2009 Latin America Awards last night, but that’s not the big news. The big news is afterward she got drunk and flashed her ass. Best ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio likes her desserts

Alright, guys. I need your help. Is going up to Alessandra Ambrosio and saying, “Mmm, yea. You like ice cream, don’t you. Yea, lick it. Just like that. Tastes good? ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is in Vogue Brazil

You’re not going to believe this but those perverts at Vogue Brazil made Alessandra Ambrosio pose in a see-through shirt without a bra. Don’t these photographers have any respect for ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is working hard

Gosh. Can you get that baby out of the way? It’s hard to masturbate when there’s a stupid kid in the frame. I’m literally trying to push the baby out ... Read More »

Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Amborsio want to tell you something

I can’t decide who I want to bang more: Doutzen Kroes or Alessandra Ambrosio. Sigh. It’s times like these when I wish I had one of those cool voting option ... Read More »
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