Alessandra Ambrosio hit the beach again on Wednesday and tried even harder to seduce me. It’s not working, missy. My heart belongs to one thing and one thing only. The ...
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Alessandra Ambrosio hit up St. Bart’s with a camera crew on Tuesday to shoot for the new Victoria’s Secret catalog. She should dump her boyfriend and date me. We’re the ...
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Alessandra hit up the MTV 2009 Latin America Awards last night, but that’s not the big news. The big news is afterward she got drunk and flashed her ass. Best ...
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Alright, guys. I need your help. Is going up to Alessandra Ambrosio and saying, “Mmm, yea. You like ice cream, don’t you. Yea, lick it. Just like that. Tastes good? ...
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You’re not going to believe this but those perverts at Vogue Brazil made Alessandra Ambrosio pose in a see-through shirt without a bra. Don’t these photographers have any respect for ...
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Gosh. Can you get that baby out of the way? It’s hard to masturbate when there’s a stupid kid in the frame. I’m literally trying to push the baby out ...
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I can’t decide who I want to bang more: Doutzen Kroes or Alessandra Ambrosio. Sigh. It’s times like these when I wish I had one of those cool voting option ...
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Alessandra Ambrosio showed off her baby girl, Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur, and, christ, that kid is huge. Her head is almost the size of Alessandra’s torso. Is it scientifically possible ...
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