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Alessandra Ambrosio is lady-like

Forgot to post these yesterday so here’s Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio at the 15th anniversary celebration of the Victoria’s Secret swim catalog. A photog was nice enough to take ... Read More »

Victoria’s Secret knows how it works

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio were all on hand to celebrate the 15th anniversary of the Victoria’s Secret Catalog at the SLS Hotel in LA today. It’s a ... Read More »

Love magazine is pretty cool

By internet standards, this is pretty old but issue three of Love magazine is out and if you love models, especially naked models, you’ll want to see this. Love magazine ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is still hot

I can confirm that, yes, Alessandra Ambrosio still looks great in any type of swimwear. In fact, she could be wearing the severed head of a panda and she’d still ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is backstage

These are supposedly Polaroids of Alessandra Ambrosio backstage at some event. Although it looks more like a guy sneaked in, surprised Alessandra and started snapping photos. Which is actually the ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is excused

The only time you should ever be rollerblading is if you hate yourself or you’re a Victoria’s Secret model wearing minimal clothing. Luckily, Alessandra Ambrosio falls in the latter category. ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio has some ads

Today is so slow. It’s almost is if it’s the eve of some big event and nothing is stirring, not even a mouse. But, I’m still here spreading some type ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is pretty

Personal pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in Miami showed up online and they’re as wonderful as you’d imagine them to be. She’s in a bikini in most of them and are ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is working

Last week Alessandra Ambrosio was in St. Barths shooting for the Victoria’s Secret collection (photos start here). This week she’s in Miami still shooting for Victoria’s Secret (those photos start ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is working out

You mean Alessandra Ambrosio’s body doesn’t naturally look like it was sculpted by Leonardo Da Vinci and that she has to work on it? So it didn’t go back to ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio does DT

This doesn’t need to be said out loud, but Alessandra Ambrosio is really pretty. If I had to choose between kissing her or a fat, hairy dude in a tutu ... Read More »

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2009

The annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night in New York. You’ll probably be really excited watching a bunch of hot chicks like Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is still busy, in a bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio hit the beach again on Wednesday and tried even harder to seduce me. It’s not working, missy. My heart belongs to one thing and one thing only. The ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is busy

Alessandra Ambrosio hit up St. Bart’s with a camera crew on Tuesday to shoot for the new Victoria’s Secret catalog. She should dump her boyfriend and date me. We’re the ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio had fun

Alessandra hit up the MTV 2009 Latin America Awards last night, but that’s not the big news. The big news is afterward she got drunk and flashed her ass. Best ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio likes her desserts

Alright, guys. I need your help. Is going up to Alessandra Ambrosio and saying, “Mmm, yea. You like ice cream, don’t you. Yea, lick it. Just like that. Tastes good? ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is in Vogue Brazil

You’re not going to believe this but those perverts at Vogue Brazil made Alessandra Ambrosio pose in a see-through shirt without a bra. Don’t these photographers have any respect for ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is working hard

Gosh. Can you get that baby out of the way? It’s hard to masturbate when there’s a stupid kid in the frame. I’m literally trying to push the baby out ... Read More »

Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Amborsio want to tell you something

I can’t decide who I want to bang more: Doutzen Kroes or Alessandra Ambrosio. Sigh. It’s times like these when I wish I had one of those cool voting option ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio shows off her baby

Alessandra Ambrosio showed off her baby girl, Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur, and, christ, that kid is huge. Her head is almost the size of Alessandra’s torso. Is it scientifically possible ... Read More »
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