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Alessandra Ambrosio does Vegas

April 14th, 20072 comments

Vegas Magazine put Alessandra Ambrosio on their cover. I don’t know why they didn’t put a greased up Rosie O’Donnell eating a bucket of KFC. Instead, they put this Victoria’s Secret model. Why would that make me want to go to Vegas?

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s birthday was yesterday

April 12th, 20073 comments

Here is Alessandra Ambrosio promoting Victoria Secret’s “Sexy Makeup” and looking good doing it. I had a dream once where Alessandra and I were on a tropical island having sex every minute of the day. Kind of, anyway. The tropical island was a dream. Sex with Alessandra every minute of the day? That’s just reality, …

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Alessandra Ambrosio is my private model

February 13th, 20072 comments

Here’s to starting off Tuesday right with some Alessandra Ambrosio photos that would give the Amish a heart attack. I wrote a poem about this so profound it would have made Shakespeare cry. Or so I thought before I sobered up and realized I was staring at a urine soaked piece of paper.

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In other news

November 30th, 20061 comment

Jessica Alba’s bra is up for auction on eBay.
Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the top 2 Victoria’s Secret Models. That’s right, I said it.
Pink wears panties unlike some other celebrity I know. Had she gone au naturale I seriously may have vomited.
Christina Aguilera is an alcoholic. No drunken tirades yet.
Anna Nicole’s eviction is final. Needs …

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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2006

November 18th, 2006221 comments

Check out the 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show here.
I couldn’t resist posting pictures from the Victoria’s Secret 2006 Fashion Show featuring:
Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Gisele Bundchen, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks, Izabel Goulart, Ana Beatriz Barros, Oluchi Onweagba, Jeisa Chiminazzo, Jessica Stam, Heather Marks, Katja Shchekina, Miranda Kerr, Natasha Poly, Caroline Winberg, Caroline Trentini, Andi Muise, …

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In other news

November 13th, 2006Respond

Not celebrity related, but when you go to Costco and see frozen enchiladas that you can bake or microwave, do not buy it unless you want to remind yourself what vomiting feels like. It took all my willpower just to keep those things down. Here’s a rundown of what’s going on today. Read these while …

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In other news

October 31st, 2006Respond

Alessandra Ambrosio is definitely hotter than Adriana Lima. Why haven’t you figured that out yet? Maybe you should stop looking at penis.
Angelina Jolie might have stiffed a Cambodian charity out of $1 million. She’s pretty hot, so obviously this isn’t her fault.
Who Wants to be a Millionaire gives this guy their most challenging question right …

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Justin Timberlake is really lucky

October 19th, 2006Respond

Justin Timberlake is a tortured soul. He is set to perform songs from his new album at the upcoming Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which is an 11 week tour around America with such boorish company like Gisele Bundchen, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova. No word on whether or not Cameron Diaz is riding …

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