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Alessandra Ambrosio models swim wear

That perfect supermodel body of yours going to waste? Choose from this seasons hottest bikinis and be content knowing only you, Ms. 5’10” Size 0, can pull this off. What’s ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio celebrates the day after Cinco de Mayo

Alessandra Ambrosio is seen here modeling something pink and sitting in one of those futuristic chairs that never took off. You know, the one you bought to try and be ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio celebrates her 26th birthday

As I mentioned before, Alessandra Ambrosio turned 26 last Wednesday. And what’s a birthday without a birthday party. Unfortunately, my invitation was lost in the mail. Sorry to let you ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio does Vegas

Vegas Magazine put Alessandra Ambrosio on their cover. I don’t know why they didn’t put a greased up Rosie O’Donnell eating a bucket of KFC. Instead, they put this Victoria’s ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio’s birthday was yesterday

Here is Alessandra Ambrosio promoting Victoria Secret’s “Sexy Makeup” and looking good doing it. I had a dream once where Alessandra and I were on a tropical island having sex ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is my private model

Here’s to starting off Tuesday right with some Alessandra Ambrosio photos that would give the Amish a heart attack. I wrote a poem about this so profound it would have ... Read More »

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Jessica Alba’s bra is up for auction on eBay. Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the top 2 Victoria’s Secret Models. That’s right, I said it. Pink wears panties unlike some other celebrity ... Read More »

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2006

Check out the 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show here. I couldn’t resist posting pictures from the Victoria’s Secret 2006 Fashion Show featuring: Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Gisele Bundchen, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks, ... Read More »

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Not celebrity related, but when you go to Costco and see frozen enchiladas that you can bake or microwave, do not buy it unless you want to remind yourself what ... Read More »

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Alessandra Ambrosio is definitely hotter than Adriana Lima. Why haven’t you figured that out yet? Maybe you should stop looking at penis. Angelina Jolie might have stiffed a Cambodian charity out ... Read More »

Justin Timberlake is really lucky

Justin Timberlake is a tortured soul. He is set to perform songs from his new album at the upcoming Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which is an 11 week tour around ... Read More »
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