GQ must be siphoning ideas from my head because here’s Alessandra Ambrosio wet, in a bikini. She’s most notable for being a supermodel for Victoria’s Secret. She’s less notable for ...
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Alessandra Ambrosio was seen sucking off some guy’s face and getting her ass grabbed the other day. In most parts of the world, this would mean she’s taken and unavailable. ...
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Alessandra Ambrosio was out washing her car after a hard day at the beach. Apparently, that’s what supermodels do. That and have hot monkey sex with me. But that’s a ...
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I promised you asses in bikinis yesterday and by golly, I keep my promises. Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated America’s independence on the beach in a bikini. She’s so patriotic. Her hobbies ...
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Since it’s the weekend, here’s something for you guys to look at while I feed starving children in third world countries and discover a cure for cancer. Alessandra Ambrosio’s ass. ...
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That perfect supermodel body of yours going to waste? Choose from this seasons hottest bikinis and be content knowing only you, Ms. 5′10” Size 0, can pull this off. What’s ...
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Alessandra Ambrosio is seen here modeling something pink and sitting in one of those futuristic chairs that never took off. You know, the one you bought to try and be ...
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As I mentioned before, Alessandra Ambrosio turned 26 last Wednesday. And what’s a birthday without a birthday party. Unfortunately, my invitation was lost in the mail. Sorry to let you ...
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