In an investigation dubbed “Operation Hackerazzi,” the FBI have arrested a Florida man suspected of hacking into the phones of Scarlett Johansson, Vanessa Hudgens, Ali Larter, Jessica Alba and Emma Caulfield and distributing the pictures.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the FBI has known about him for months but the US Attorney didn’t take action until now.

Sources say the Floridian made no money off the leaked nudes. He only hacked celeb phones and distributed the pictures for the thrill of it.

Whew. America’s most notorious cell phone hacker has been apprehended. I no longer have to live my life in fear. Thanks, FBI. Now maybe you can help me track down the person who stole my iPhone? Have I ever been on the cover of PEOPLE? Um, no? What does that have to do with any… oooh.

Ali Larter played a friendly game of tennis on Thursday and at one point needed to adjust her tennis shorts. Though, the picture is much sexier when you take it out of context. So let’s do that. Did Ali Larter lose her underwear in a friendly game of strip tennis? Yes, yes she did.

Here’s Ali Larter walking around LA with her engorged boobs covered in a mesh dress. Rawr.

Remember when I said there’s no upside to being pregnant? I lied. There is an upside. Bigger breasts! For a short time at least. The only problem with this is that after foreplay, you’re going to look like you just shot a Got Milk? ad.

Ali Larter used to be flat. Insanely hot, but flat. Then she got pregnant and had a kid a few months back. Now she looks like this. Seems like in return for having a kid kick around in her womb for 8 months, her big tits stuck around.

Ah, pregnancies. Nature’s breast enhancement.

Ali Larter may now have a kid incessantly screaming to be changed and fed but the trade-off is she’s got slightly bigger boobs. Nature is tough but fair.

While promoting Resident Evil: 3D last week, Ali Larter, 32, let slip to Fox News that she’s having a boy. Congrats, I guess.

“I’m not a gamer, I’m not someone who can sit at the computer and figure out these games — it takes a different kind of genius to get to the different levels and get through the different doors,” Larter told us this week while promoting “Resident Evil: 3D,” before motioning to her six-month pregnant belly.

“Possible gamer? Well, after watching these movies and hearing all the gunfire I don’t know what he’s — it’s — going to turn out like.”

Ali added that she hates wearing clothes now that she’s pregnant. She said, “I’m just super pregnant and each moment I want to take off another piece of clothing.”

This would sound way hotter if it didn’t look like she swallowed a bowling ball. All I can imagine right now is a greasy mess stripping off her constricting jeans just so she can shove another drumstick down her throat.

Following in the footsteps of Jessica Alba, Ali Larter also dyed her hair red. It looks hot. More to the point. Ali and I should get together to discuss this recent phenomenon of women dying their hair red. Maybe over dinner? She can talk to me about her problems and I can make inappropriate jokes which are both creepy and endearing.

Oh, sure. When Ali Larter bends down in a short skirt with no little or no underwear on to look through her purse, it’s all catcalls, dropped jaws and singing angels. When I do the same thing, it’s, “Sir, this is a family restaurant. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. Sir, please don’t sit on the plates.” Double standards I tell you.

Ali Larter was in a bikini over the weekend, walking her dogs on the beach. Why no one secretly tied the string from her bikini to one of her dogs and made them chase after a hot dog thereby ripping Ali’s bikini off and exposing her tight, naked body is beyond me. I guess some people aren’t as clever as I am. Or as horny.

Haha, see what I did there in the title? Impressed? Anyway, don’t let Ali Larter wearing two thin pieces of cloth in this issue of Allure distract you from the valuable information inside. “Summer’s prettiest makeup” and “jeans you’ll love for day and night?” OMGWTFBBQ! It’s like Allure read my mind and made it into July’s issue.

No, but seriously, if you’re a guy and you buy this magazine for any reason other than to whack off to Ali Larter, shoot yourself.

You know that song This is Why I’m Hot? I’m planning to produce This is Why Ali Larter’s Hot. It’ll be a montage of Ali Larter wearing dresses like this and that scene from Varsity Blues where she used whip cream as a bikini. Music sold separately. I’ll have the male market cornered, but appealing to the female demographic is a little trickier. I know! I’ll include a coupon for a free set of frying pans and aprons. Women love those things.

Note: I don’t know why that hairy guy is trying to eat her. We may have to put him down.

The Resident Evil: Extinction panel featuring Ali Larter, a pregnant Milla Jovovich and some dudes I don’t know. 10 bucks this movie won’t be any better than the rest of them. Ali Larter was also staring at the cameraman. That’s what happens when you blow air kisses at her. As always, more after the jump.

The 33rd Annual People’s Choice Awards were held last night. I didn’t watch it because I was busy eating. Also, I had no idea it was on yesterday. It’s not liked it mattered much because as long as we have pictures of all the pretty people then everything is gravy.

Among the arrivals were Hayden Panettiere, Christina Applegate, Carmen Electra, Ali Larter, Eva Longoria, Jennifer Aniston, Katherine Heigl and Halle Berry. I’m not sure why, but Jennifer Aniston just annoys me in the pictures. Halle Berry was really gold and Ali Larter is relevant again. Sadly, Cameron Diaz is now lonely in addition to dumb. Err, sad for her, not anyone else. A lot more after the jump.

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Carmen Electra

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Hayden Panettiere

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