Ali Lohan is too old for this

Ali Lohan and her mother Dina showed up at the Animal Fair magazine Halloween Pet Costume Contest wearing retarded costumes that didn’t make any sense and didn’t bring their pets. ... Read More »

Ali is the Lohan’s last hope

Lindsay Lohan has found it increasingly difficult to land a gig and not piss everyone off. Therefore, it’s time to put that horse out to pasture and usher in the ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan might get a roommate

Lindsay Lohan has been begging her mom to let her 14-year-old sister, Ali Lohan, live with her and Samantha. Lindsay says she’s at a point where she believes she can ... Read More »

Ali Lohan doesn’t have implants

Rumors are floating around that Ali Lohan got implants. Lindsay didn’t take too kindly to these accusations. In fact, they made her sick. hey everyone.. i just had to share something that ... Read More »

Ali Lohan auditions for porn director

TMZ learned that big, big star Ali Lohan has been auditioning for film roles and in her quest to be the next, um, whatever, she had a casting session with ... Read More »

Dina Lohan is not welcome

Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan are famous for nothing yet managed to secure a reality show by banking off of Lindsay Lohan’s name. While they think this makes them big ... Read More »

The Lohan’s are great parents

Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s psycho attention whoring father, showed up at the Penninsula Hotel on Wednesday where Lindsay’s girlfriend Samantha Ronson was deejaying and staked out the lobby waiting for Lindsay ... Read More »

Ali Lohan escaped a living hell [school]

If you’ve ever wondered whether or not receiving a proper education is tough when you’re Lindsay Lohan’s sister, then wonder no more because it is. Really. Just ask Ali and ... Read More »