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Everyone Is Dead

The idea that celebrities refuse to go on Twitter until fans donate one million dollars to their AIDS charity instead of donating themselves is very noble. It’s much like how ... Read More »

Alicia Keys and Her Pregnant Belly in a Bikini

Is it safe for pregnant women to be in the ocean like this? Alicia Keys looks so much like a baby seal that there’s a good chance of her getting ... Read More »

Pregnant Alicia Keys Fell

Alicia Keys performed at the Essence Music Festival and on her way to the piano, she ate it. She pretended like nothing happened and finished her song. Much like you ... Read More »

Alicia Keys Is Engaged and Pregnant

Alicia Keys is engaged to Adrien Brody’s long lost cousin (more so in the pic on PEOPLE). PEOPLE says his name is Swizz Beatz. I just call him Beatz. We’re ... Read More »

Alicia Keys Is in Perth

Alicia Keys headed to Perth, Australia over the weekend to escape the harsh winter climate of North America. There she could hang out in her bikini, bask in the sun’s ... Read More »

Another Way to Die

It isn’t enough that Jack White and Alicia Key’s Another Way to Die is featured in the opening sequence of Quantum of Solace, there has to be a music video ... Read More »

Jack White and Alicia Keys Do the New 007 Theme

A few days ago, a Coke Zero commercial featuring Jack White’s theme song to the new James Bond film aired and Jack got all huffy about his music premiering on ... Read More »

Alicia Keys Clarifies Her Statement

An interview Alicia Keys did with Blender in which she states “Gangsta rap was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. Gangsta rap didn’t exist,” has been ... Read More »

Update: Alicia Keys Is an Idiot

Did you know Tupac and Biggie Smalls were assassinated and the flames of their rivalry were fanned by the government? And that gangsta rap was invented to convince black people ... Read More »

In Other News

Apparently when Paris is racist and bigoted, she doesn’t need rehab. There’s also this thing called the Super Bowl happening over the weekend. Patrick Dempsey had twins. [Celebrity Smack] You don’t have ... Read More »