Alicia Silverstone, who’s best known for, actually, really only known for Clueless, gave brith to her first child on Thursday, May 5, her rep tells PEOPLE. She named him Bear Blu Jarecki because celebrities love making their kid’s lives a living hell.

Son Bear Blu Jarecki arrived at 7:50 a.m. and weighed in at 7 lbs., 15 oz.

“We are all three in love!” the actress blogged soon after the announcement. “I’m so grateful to this community for all the love, support, good wishes and happy vibes you’ve sent me during my pregnancy … it has been wonderful. Thank you all!”

Bear Blu Jarecki. Really. Way to doom your child into a life of getting his ass kicked. She might as well make him sleep in a locker instead of crib so he’ll be used to it by the time he starts school.

In addition to PETA’s new campaign of putting a naked Alicia Silverstone in print ads, they also produce videos of a naked Alicia Silverstone coming out of a swimming pool in slow motion. I don’t know what it has to do with being a vegetarian or cruelty to animals, but I don’t think PETA has ever done anything that’s made sense. Like throwing paint on fur coats. Oh darn, there’s red paint on my chinchilla coat. Gee, what am I going to do now? Maybe I’ll slaughter 200 more chinchillas and MAKE ANOTHER ONE. Click here or the banner for a bigger version. Video of said naked swimming below.