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Amanda Bynes Hit Another Car

Amanda Bynes continued her downward spiral last Friday by hitting a car and driving off obliviously. Luckily for her, it wasn’t a cop car this time. Police say a man was ... Read More »

Amanda Bynes Thinks People are Sexist

Even though Amanda Bynes has been stumbling out of bars drunk more and more often, sideswiping a cop car and getting a DUI in the process and backing up over ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Willing to Mentor Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes is currently in a downward spiral and seems poised to crash and burn in a glorious spectacle. In the past few months, she was seen stumbling out of ... Read More »

Amanda Bynes Is an Idiot

Last night, Amanda Bynes went back to Greystone Manor. The same place she drove off wasted from back in March. Yesterday, Amanda hit up Chateau Marmont and Greystone and while ... Read More »

Rick Bynes Might Want to Watch These Videos

Check and mate, Ricky Bynes. While Rick Bynes may be plugging his ears and going “lalala” while watching these videos of Amanda Bynes leaving two bars drunk off her ass and ... Read More »

Amanday Byne’s Dad Is in Denial, Says Daughter Doesn’t Drink

According to Amanda Bynes’ dad, Rick Bynes, his daughter is not a drunken mess who routinely crashes into police cruisers because she doesn’t even drink. Rick tells PEOPLE, “I was ... Read More »

Amanda Bynes Crashed Into a Cop Car, Arrested for DUI

At around 3 AM this morning, Amanda Bynes (who rather be banging black dudes) was arrested for DUI after trying to pass a cop car in her black BMW. Keyword: ... Read More »

Amanda Bynes’ Dog Died

Hey, Amanda Bynes, why so sad? Did your dog die or something? Oh, it did. My bad. Amanda Bynes went on Twitter yesterday asking for help in finding her 4-month old ... Read More »

Amanda Bynes Won Twitter

Amanda Bynes quit Twitter a little while ago and threatened to quit acting but now she’s back with tweets like “”Like attracts like. Whatever energy we put out into the ... Read More »

Amanda Bynes “unretired”

A month ago, Amanda Bynes, 24, retired from acting saying that she no longer loved the art and that she would rather be having sex with black dudes. Soon after, ... Read More »

Amanda Bynes was forced into retirement

The Daily Beast has an interesting read on Amanda Bynes’ “retirement” from acting. They say that it wasn’t so much a retirement as it was her not being able to ... Read More »

Amanda Bynes retires from acting

We’ve lost a lot of great actors in recent months. Patrick Swayze, Dennis Hopper and now Amanda Bynes who’ll no longer bless us with Oscar caliber films like She’s the ... Read More »

Amanda Bynes finds a use for Twitter

Celebrities on Twitter are turning into a bunch of talking heads being paid to advertise for whoever pays them enough. Though Kim Kardashian denies it, reports estimate Kim and other ... Read More »

The Bynes are friendly

Not sure when these pictures were taken, but I like the way these two show affection. Too bad Amanda Bynes’ sister Jillian looks like that or else I’d punch a ... Read More »

Room 23 seems pretty cool

Jade Anderson, Amanda Bynes, Hayden Panettiere, Marisa Miller and Dania Ramirez have all posed for this mysterious Room 23 thing. I’m still not sure what it is. Where can I ... Read More »

Amanda Bynes is dressy

Is the economy so bad that Amanda Bynes has to turn to prostitution? Read More »

Amanda Bynes is ladylike

I also sit on couches in the exact same way. Although, I’m devoid of any social grace and I don’t have a vagina so there’s a lot less of a ... Read More »

Kristen Bell does want

I bet Kristen Bell was thinking the same thing I was thinking. Motorboat! Read More »

Amanda Bynes got in a car accident

Amanada Whosawhasa was involved in a multiple car collision in Beverly Hills Wednesday. She managed to stay calm and call for help. She was later seen removing stuff from her ... Read More »