If you’re going to film a promo for America’s Got Talent with your computer you better make sure you clear your browser history or else everyone watching network tv will know you’ve been browsing YouPorn. That’s only if you want to keep your job of course.

LeAnn Rimes got all sexy on America’s Got Talent Thursday night when she wore a classic blue bikini and straddled a male dancer during her performance of Swingin’. Well, as sexy as a flat-chested disproportionate girl can get.

Her boyfriend Eddie Cibrian seemed to like it though. He tweeted, “On my way down to see @leannrimes perform in a hot itsy bitsy teenie weenie bikini on AGT!” Ok, dude. Calm down. It’s just LeAnn Rimes. You’d think Megan Fox was bouncing around on a trampoline braless with that kind of enthusiasm.

This is 100% fake. It’s most likely a viral ad for the energy that guy is holding. Although, I can actually see someone on Russia’s Got Talent doing this. Just like I can also see some guy bringing a wild bear on the show and trying to wrestle it. Russians are crazy.

Below is a video of some guy knocking himself out from America’s Got Talent. This one is real and that makes it ten times funnier. I like the part where he gets knocked out, his body stiffens and he topples over like a domino. What about you?

Simon Cowell has recruited David Hasselhoff to be a judge on his new American Idol type show called America’s Got Talent. This show differs from Idol because it has all types of “talents” like singing, magic and bird calling. I use talent loosely because America’s only true talent is eating hamburgers and watching reality tv. This is David on how Simon convinced him to be a judge.

“He called me up and said, `Would you do this?’ And I said, `I don’t want to be a judge!’ And he said, `Come on, it’s fun! You’re funny!’”

And, shrugged Hasselhoff, “Because it’s Simon, I did it.”

Talk about battered woman syndrome. One lame compliment and Hasselhoff’s face lights up. He has to be the easiest person to persuade and I wouldn’t argue with that considering he made the I Got A Feeling video. At least I won’t have to listen to Simon. Instead, I can watch that hunk of a man Hasselhoff with his manly chest hair and snow white teeth. You can see Hasselhoff laughing at old people on Wednesday.

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